Ethan Andrus

EMU '19

[CallUnc @Callunc]

Crashing out in the group chat and no one responds 😭🤣

[Kaecey🇺🇸 @AmericanVsGov]

Happy Thursday!

[Mr. Relatable @MrRelatable88]

The U.S. Constitution doesn't allow merging our military forces with those of a foreign nation.

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

Hotel ACs are the McDonalds sprite of air conditioning

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Due to the high cost of energy, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

Next time gas go under $3 imma put some in the freezer

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i was put on earth to go out to dinner

[culture @notgwendalupe]

Happy Mother's Day

[SIE ☆ @sierraaaliyahh]

How much spirit want for a plane

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Work. Work. Work. Change your oil. CARD DECLINED! CARD IS LOCKED! Change your password. 2 step verification. PERIOD! Unload the dishwasher. Change tire. 4 TIRES! WAKE UP! Work. Work. Work. Food is bad. Apple $9.99. Skincare. Sunscreen. Protein. Protein. Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Always somebody’s birthday. “Are you coming?” RENT IS DUE! I’m so EXHAUSTERWELMULATED with life right now! 😩😭

[MUSE @soy_muse]

Not enough people question why AI is free

[azzy @Azzy1047]

not even a day old and it was already driving thru shit 🥀🥀

[𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐧𝐚 ☢ @King_Sukunaaa]

Having a rich dad and still reacting like this over an Acura says he did something very right! That's just me!

[Chi @__Poisonivyyy]

Staying home from school starter pack

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

this is american history

[Special Officer Doofy @DoofyOfficial]

The United States government when it’s time to do something for Americans.

[trash jones @jzux]

“are you ok” no the sun set at 5 today

[Nola Darling @BRWN_EYEGURL]

drinking isn’t the same anymore I be waking up in critical condition

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

telling your parents about your problems is like adding to your problems😭