giraffe man

long neck havin ass with your asparagus lookin legs boy you gumby ass-

[giraffe man @ethandschmid]

sorry karen your yelling doesn’t change the fact that your kid has no swag go find a different applebee’s

[the Scribe @dj_tightpants]

i need another tattoo

[giraffe man @ethandschmid]

@jayfelloff @post_lalone then the drive of shame to the nearest gas station

[the Scribe @dj_tightpants]

i’m totally fine guys

[giraffe man @ethandschmid]

@dj_tightpants i love you

[giraffe man @ethandschmid]

why is my twitter feed full of random tweets from people i don't follow god i hate you elongated muskrat

[giraffe man @ethandschmid]

@R14S5 akame ga kill fans trying to decide who their favorite character is

[giraffe man @ethandschmid]

@wnbagirlfriend hungry

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

if I was the law, I would force them to sit down and eat every last noodle from the bed of that truck, like that boy who ate that chocolate cake in Matilda

[giraffe man @ethandschmid]

@cake_hoarder still have this one from my childhood absolute banger

[the Scribe @dj_tightpants]

i can’t believe i’m at work

[giraffe man @ethandschmid]

why does anyone over the age of 40 think grey goose is the best vodka on the planet

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Telling my GF goodnight before I go out to smoke weed in her backyard

[giraffe man @ethandschmid]

@timthetatman Syracuse took this personally

[giraffe man @ethandschmid]

@lynettejolene cinnamon