ethanfreakin⚓

"Knowing is better than wondering. Waking is better than sleeping, and even the biggest failure, even the worst, beats the heck out of never trying."

[ethanfreakin⚓ @ethanfreakin]

The stomach virus gave me the chance to binge Five Star Weekend… and I hate how much I loved it.

[ethanfreakin⚓ @ethanfreakin]

Listen… at the end of that dance.. it looked like Andy is begging America to NOT vote for him. #DWTS

[ethanfreakin⚓ @ethanfreakin]

Candace Cameron Bure must have paid good money for that seat… cause she has maintained direct eye contact and a smile every time that camera swings her way 🤣#DWTS

[ethanfreakin⚓ @ethanfreakin]

Finding out Elaine is safe.. #dwts

[ethanfreakin⚓ @ethanfreakin]

Actual footage of me watching Robert’s performance… #DWTS

[ethanfreakin⚓ @ethanfreakin]

So what do the judges have against Danelle and Pasha? Because….. #DWTS

[ethanfreakin⚓ @ethanfreakin]

Listen.. I’m no dancer.. but I feel like the judges are way too hard on my boy Rob… and also… if yall keep voting Andy through and someone like Danielle leaves… I will riot.

#DWTS
#DWTS34

[ethanfreakin⚓ @ethanfreakin]

Me when Lauren got eliminated…
#DWTS34 #dwts

[ethanfreakin⚓ @ethanfreakin]

One week until we’re seeing @mattrife at the Birmingham Amphitheater!

[ethanfreakin⚓ @ethanfreakin]

The Sunday scaries are at an all time high today.

[ethanfreakin⚓ @ethanfreakin]

@BrandiGlanville 👋🏼👋🏼👋🏼👋🏼👋🏼

[ethanfreakin⚓ @ethanfreakin]

Y’all can call me big back if you want to… but these thanksgiving deviled eggs….. they don’t stand a chance. #bigbackseason #Thanksgiving #Amen #thankyouLord

[ethanfreakin⚓ @ethanfreakin]

Just saw the #thetraitors3 cast reveal, and it sounds like it’s going to be a good season! #thetraitorsUS

[ethanfreakin⚓ @ethanfreakin]

I have to be honest…… I never knew how superior @DukesMayonnaise is over literally EVERY BRAND OF MAYO. I’ve missed out always thinking it was blue plate. This generational curse stops now. We are now a dukes mayo household. 34 years of missed deliciousness… #MondayMotivation

[ethanfreakin⚓ @ethanfreakin]

@StevenRayMorris Agreed

[ethanfreakin⚓ @ethanfreakin]

@brionmonroe Oh.

[ethanfreakin⚓ @ethanfreakin]

@LoveCindyCee @_bravobitchfest I have laughed and laughed at this!

[ethanfreakin⚓ @ethanfreakin]

@AMAZlNGNATURE yes… that would be a dementor.

[ethanfreakin⚓ @ethanfreakin]

@dionnewarwick I want to be your best friend.

[ethanfreakin⚓ @ethanfreakin]

This show is mind blowing… #BabyReindeer