Ethan Gould

[Ethan Gould @ethangouldie]

Squirrels

We’re in a different state
On a ledge up above
A toilet is just a shit
hole and
I’m just pooping.
Fresh air,
Leaves falling
Let’s put them back on the tree

[Ethan Gould @ethangouldie]

Rats LOVE cocaine

[Ethan Gould @ethangouldie]

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma

[Ethan Gould @ethangouldie]

When you feel useless just remind yourself that you breathe out carbon dioxide for plants

[Ethan Gould @ethangouldie]

Today I got hit by a car while I was biking. Broken finger I think? Pretty fun experience, 8/10 would recommend to a friend. The lady who hit me was in labor on her way to the hospital.

[Ethan Gould @ethangouldie]

Why are my most vivid dreams always about the worst shit. Not cool subconsy

[Ethan Gould @ethangouldie]

It’s 2021 I better not see any of y’all charging crystals anymore

[Ethan Gould @ethangouldie]

Crack me open and remove my yolk

[Ethan Gould @ethangouldie]

I want someone to funk me like the 80s

[Ethan Gould @ethangouldie]

Being on Instagram wasted is so much more fun than being sober

[Ethan Gould @ethangouldie]

What’s your favorite flavor of dissociation?

[Ethan Gould @ethangouldie]

Sauce me a clawski my bro

[Ethan Gould @ethangouldie]

This motherfucker put Dijon mustard on da pizza 😹😹

[Ethan Gould @ethangouldie]

Hand sani or ham sammi fo today?

[Ethan Gould @ethangouldie]

People who put the cream cheese tin back in the fridge even though it’s empty are at the bottom of the food chain