Ethan Hardy

A frightful young man. Click the link for my thoughts. Check out my professional twitter @brandonjortiz

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You say that it’s fucked that gingerbread men live in gingerbread houses, but to a gingerbread person, gingerbread is as inscrutable and fundamental as carbon. The people and homes are no more alike than humans are to diamonds. Only we, their gods and creators, can see the horror

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@cschleichsrun somehow malt vinegar tastes good in a place like this

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@imbethmccoll julia fox

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@mattydasilva

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@AnthonyBLSmith https://t.co/7xREElmFoM

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@jamesholod not for physical rehearsal but for music or read through or writing, the spaces at @DGFound are immaculate!!!!

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@wtflanksteak i’d hoover up a box of SnackWell’s in one breath

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@peculiarwhirl 😮🫢🍪💕

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@TayKayPhillips (and a bunch of schoolhouse rock songs)

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@christress @AnthonyBLSmith okay that’s so gallant - that’s prince things!

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@iramadisonthree haters better not watch Banshees of Inisherin like!

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@ARSHTON this is like when kylie minogue won the lawsuit against kylie jenner for trying to trademark “kylie”

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@ohsalad_days Cento sponsorship stat

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@christress our stories unite us

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@PatchNavillus The Machine QZ

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@MediumSizeMeech what about "I'm applying to be their seesaw"

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@christress La Beanie!

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@deathpigeon “chef”

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@gaywonk CARLOS

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@krithikavaragur I have my suspects...

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@clocarustwo Laurie Metcalf, I think