Ethan Hausman

finally made it to Twitter in 2021

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John Wicks gotta be the craziest movie series of all time

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Rock climbing and golf have the biggest disparity between a “good” amateur and a professional

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Another multi tool lost to TSA 😢

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Big wave surfing might be the most isnane extreme sport

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I just watched a guy buy a single slice of cheddar cheese at the deli counter lmao

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@Shime_333 Give him the game ball

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Living is so expensive. Every month there’s a $1k thing I don’t expect that I need to buy/pay for.

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Turkey bacon is so elite

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I taught her how to play yesterday smh

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Sister just skunked me in cribbage there is no worse feeling

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There’s just something really great about making a real fire

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Sacrificed UW for the Mariners

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@MikeCummings_34 They need to just cut that entire storyline

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Hurts me to say that the House of the Dragon @HBO is far better than the Rings of Power @amazon

[chloe @originalDonlan]

@1MrBigShot heard you hold the world record for most high noons ever consumed at the Denver Airport Great Divide Brewing Co. Please confirm. If true, the guy next to us is about to beat your record

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Speed limits aren’t a thing in CO. You can be going 60 in a 30 and people are passing you it’s wild

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I think covid is the closest you can get to feeling like one of Vecnas victims

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Plane seats should have cup holders like a car

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Kinda weird that 77 degrees feels a lil cold after last week

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They’re coming out of the woodwork

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Climate pledge security is a bunch of narcs