ethan

extisential dread

[ethan @ethaninphilly]

officially announcing my intentions to run for @PhillyMayor in 2027. super excited for the bright future we can build together.

[ethan @ethaninphilly]

@JesusHSchvice so back

[ethan @ethaninphilly]

@cyberocelot29 yes. just wanted to flex that i was up in the am

[ethan @ethaninphilly]

y’all ever rattlin’ bog with a 9.5% sour tripel?

[ethan @ethaninphilly]

@monadicone sending healing energy seems like a tuff one

[ethan @ethaninphilly]

@monadicone are u feeling alright? no bladee feature must have hit somewhere in the diaphragm

[ethan @ethaninphilly]

@myankocean it’s the moon

[ethan @ethaninphilly]

@ftmensch you’re a better man than me, godspeed🫡🤧

[ethan @ethaninphilly]

@cyberocelot29 mornin cyberrrrr✨

[ethan @ethaninphilly]

@monadicone dawg you’re in mass where can you not find a guinness 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[ethan @ethaninphilly]

@JesusHSchvice i too just got back from burning man (accidentally ate a hetty brownie last night before bed)

[ethan @ethaninphilly]

no i can’t play songs with more words in them, nor can i play bad bunny, nor can i play that one niche edm genre that u listen to for ego purposes. go get a drink and come back with your mind right.

[ethan @ethaninphilly]

@altmensch me with anything other than water

[ethan @ethaninphilly]

(many) people have asked if i’m going somewhere warm for spring break. i’ve been sayin yes cause it’s finna be 70 in philly on wednesdayyyyyyyyyy

[ethan @ethaninphilly]

@hotdogs4eva i’m giving up jesus

[ethan @ethaninphilly]

a good week, a week of peace, may gladness reign and joy increase

[ethan @ethaninphilly]

looking in to archiving all of my old tweets into a coffee table book

[ethan @ethaninphilly]

twitter died with both a bang and a whimper

[ethan @ethaninphilly]

back on my fReE tO bE yOu aNd mE malarkey