ethan jon

the cameras always show a screen of snow
ergo, you're the best jewel thief in the world

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@CentristMadness "Retiring to spend more time with my acne"

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@CentristMadness would be funny if instead of the story being fake but that he had been applying to be cast in Bollywood films

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@CentristMadness I believe we are only seeing the recto side and not the verso side of this and it was (Throw)BACK (Fri)DAY

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@CentristMadness I think the writer should find better uses of their time.

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@CentristMadness were

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@CentristMadness Funny but a classic Rat Pack (and probably older) joke - not exactly mocking him to his face. Almost a compliment to be the butt of that bit. Definitely not a rebuke on RS' politics.

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@CentristMadness ,,,certainly no way he could have caught it on the route as ran. Insufferable people conspiratorially interpreting unsuccessful sports plays as corrupt is something that the "it feels like everything is getting worse"-crowd can actually cite as something people didn't used to do

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@admcrlsn @constans What is your evidence of Woody Allen contributing to Donald Trump?

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@CentristMadness *If I were

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@CentristMadness Having the kid of a doctor (who was a child when ACA passed) write about the bill is like when Reggie Miller calls Knicks games. The animus is even there when just presenting stats.

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@JimRotolo Hello - I haven't heard back about my submission to today's Town Hall, have people been notified. Hoping to take my son, thanks! #DeliverMeFromNowhere #EStreetRadio #SiriusXM

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@CentristMadness "Mom. Political journalist & cretin"

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Bruce Springsteen @TheNYFF #brucespringsteen

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@CentristMadness I think the plausible deniabiliity of him being a GOP shill has long expired.

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@CentristMadness I think "the book publisher makes a big marketing push leading to strong week 1 followed by decline" will probably come to bear irrespective of the quality ghostwriter but Nate's reasoning for why Biden won't hire a good one is hilariously dumb.

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@CentristMadness but i thought "not being Trump" wasn't deemed a sufficient condition for these scumbags to vote for Harris

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@constans I mean it's quite obviously NAFTA.

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@CentristMadness Katey Sagal maybe

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@CentristMadness It's definitely a decent walk to get to a grocery story if you're living on Fifth or Madison Ave in the 60s but I don't think that's where they'd be scouting city run stores.

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@CentristMadness doesn't work comedically or conceptually and even the syntax feels wrong