Ethan Knapp

[Ethan Knapp @ethank1214]

Forget learning from your own mistakes. Learn from others mistakes. It’s much quicker and easier.

[Ethan Knapp @ethank1214]

“If you had one shot, one opportunity to seize everything you have ever wanted in one moment would you capture it”
Sometimes it’s a blind scary step. But I’m ready to take it.

[Ethan Knapp @ethank1214]

I amaze myself. I just found my high school locker lock. And remembered the combo immediately. I still can’t name a single teacher I had my senior year though. Oops

[Ethan Knapp @ethank1214]

F*^k @SouthwestAir I am now out 11 hours of time. Stuck in Baltimore with no options. Looks like I will be renting myself a car and driving 5 hrs because of how helpful they have been. PSA: anyone flying avoid southwest at all costs 2nd time in a row.

[Ethan Knapp @ethank1214]

Have you ever been taking notes and for some reason write an absolutely perfect letter in the middle of all scribbled notes. I had to just stop and be like wow that looks so nice.

[Ethan Knapp @ethank1214]

Counting down the days until I get to watch soccer I don’t care if it’s Düsseldorf vs paderborn imma still watch it.

[Ethan Knapp @ethank1214]

@ap_ycm Yo bro. You put me on faygo and that stuff is absolutely dank. Thank you.

[Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood]

My Dad's high school "drug talk" with me was just a story about two guys in his platoon who smoked weed and fell asleep outside the wire, and the VC slit their throats and cut off their dicks. So whenever I smoked weed in Cave Creek, Arizona, I always kept watch for the Viet Cong

[Ethan Knapp @ethank1214]

@liv_cathy I’m sorry not all of us are as “cultured” as you are. 😂😂

[Ethan Knapp @ethank1214]

@liv_cathy Me.

[Ethan Knapp @ethank1214]

@DVGlobal That was an amazing movie. Saw it two days ago.

[Ethan Knapp @ethank1214]

Don’t listen to your haters only your fans. -Michael Scott

[thehoch @hochalicious]

Still working out some of the kinks but I think Hochalicious Industries has finally found a winner.

Investors? Possibly you!

[Ethan Knapp @ethank1214]

Unique.

[Ethan Knapp @ethank1214]

Does anyone know when it gets better, when it all clicks and you know that you made it and happiness is unavoidable rather than unattainable?

[Ethan Knapp @ethank1214]

@liv_cathy That just hurts my feelings. How rude.

[Ethan Knapp @ethank1214]

@liv_cathy I’m actually a guy but because you feel that way about me I will let it slide. You are super cute too. Haha.

[TITAN @TemooTitan]

When you need someone to sneak snacks into the movies.