Ethan Knower

Nice to meet you, stay the hell away from me.

[Ethan Knower @EthanKnower]

Grateful and honored to have completed 30+ alumni tournaments for the Hillsboro basketball team. I think this is one of the best celebrations of bball in the state. Bringing almost 80 men and women back to rural Hillsboro for a day of basketball shows the best parts of our game.

[Marty Hogan @marty_hogan]

OK... take my money

[Aaron @ajshapi1]

Thank you Reddit for the greatest notification I’ve ever received

[Sarah 🤍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @HMFC_1874_]

I'm loving all the videos 😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

An all-time pitching performance by Jacob Misiorowski. He threw a one-hit Maddux and punched 15. The most in a >99-pitch shutout before was Tarik Skubal's 13. This is Miz finding out in real time what he can be. The velocity is mind-bending. All of it is.

[MLB @MLB]

9 IP
27 batters faced
1 hit
0 runs
0 walks
15 strikeouts

Jacob Misiorowski just pitched one of the greatest games EVER

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Jacob Misiorowski. 15 STRIKEOUT MADDUX. 😳

9 innings, 0 runs, 15Ks, 1 hit. 0 BBs.

95 pitches. Most Strikeouts EVER in a Maddux!

[John Q. Septa @dropkick_murray]

“The worst ppl on earth: the ppl that gave me homework”

[Molly @FSUmollz]

We, as a society, have moved past the need for Alexi Lalas to be on television

[Harold R. Kuntz @HaroldRKuntz3]

Another one of those sentences you thought you'd never hear.

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

There was a guy on Jeopardy! last week whose personal anecdote was just that he loves watching cool slam dunk videos online

[Sean Morrow @snmrrw]

Hot dogs are the perfect breakfast. Easy and fast. Filling and satisfying. Doesn't require decision-making. The optimal choice. And yet society scoffs.

[Ethan Knower @EthanKnower]

Am I the shade or a shadow? Well, I can't really tell
And I still just can't remember if your eyes were even there at all

[Wes Blankenship @Wes_nship]

Hydration break? Commercials?

What happened to the game I casually watch every four years

[Daniel Wortel-London @dlondonwortel]

Pessimism of the intellect, optimism of the will

[thucksgiving @TylerHuckabee]

the third haim sister couldn’t go because she couldn’t think of a good name for the shirt. she suggested “knicks offerman” and the others locked her in the bathroom for the entirety of the evening. they just left her there.

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

If the cover of the New York Post isn’t this photo with this headline “SACREBLEU IT” then what are we even doing anymore?

[alex @steven_lebron]

visiting the shaolin monks then losing the wu tang game in historical fashion is crazy storytelling

[Alex @ajak1033]

The Spurs know how to TAKE the lead, they just don't know how to HOLD the lead. And that's really the most important part of the lead: the holding

[Ethan Knower @EthanKnower]

Just wow. Totally insane. Basketball is amazing.