Today a girl told me she liked the band shirt I was wearing and was like real estate as in the band?
Nah fam, I'm just reeeally into buying and selling houses
Me thinking to myself in class: "I'm really focusing today, I feel like I'm learning a lot".
Meanwhile: 15 minutes, 34 new topics, and two exams happen in the real world
Dear Brain,
Why the fuck was your first response to a cute girl telling me she likes my jacket, "me too, that's why I wear it."? I just want want to talk, I swear...
Sincerely,
The rest of me
no one asked for my opinion but I’m giving it anyways...we as a nation brought these mass school shootings upon ourselves when we legalized abortion. we made it legal to murder unborn babies so God is saying “alright fine, if this is what you want then I’ll release my blanket of