Ethan Mauterer

apparently

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Velocity☁️✈️⬆️

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Shane Mclanahan is most likely a domestic terrorist

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@RyanRolison24 I hope the bet you cashed on was awesome. Can we seriously get someone to inspect this guy? He definitely intentionally blows games.

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I’ve seen high school offenses that would roll this commanders defense

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Raisel Iglesias wouldn’t survive Colorado high school baseball. That guy is ass he needs to get traded to the janitor department

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The diamondbacks are the greatest team ever assembled only when I bet against them

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Russ really went 3-19 from the field and still had the second largest impact in the game. He a goblin 😈

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IT HAS FINALLY HAPPENED.

Kevin Durant and Devin Booker officially become the first pair of teammates in NBA HISTORY

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There’s no team like the magic to shit on your parlay

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The saying if ain’t broke don’t fix it makes sense, the same way if it is broke fix it like how when Creighton misses 15 3 pointers maybe don’t shoot anymore 3s. Worst elite eight game maybe ever

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Tennessee would've lost to FDU, I'm not sure how this team was above an 8 seed and played a half of basketball that bad.

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How is it possible to have 57 points in the NBA and still have a negative plus minus while being someone who isn’t like 5 foot 7? that’s actually rather impressive

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Jayson Tatum has lost me so much money since the all star game please send me some of that back goddam

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San Diego State had 6 guys on the court vs COC 🤦‍♂️

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Syracuse why would you let wake Forrest get a shot up when you could take the last shot

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How do you lose to NEBRASKA on your senior day ? Iowa will be a first round exit no doubt

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Iowa men’s basketball is ass

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@mid_madness Bets on Gardner Webb 💯 I’m so fucking stupid 💯

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Bets on the clippas 💯

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@KyrieIrving you’re not that guy pal