Ethan McKellar

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[Ethan Brooks @alt_w_v_g]

You used to sell stuff on eBay.

Maybe an old camera. Maybe Beanie Babies. Maybe a coat that didn't fit.

You paid a small fee. The buyer got the thing. Everyone went home.

That eBay is gone.

The website looks the same. The logo is the same. The 135 million buyers are still there.

But the company isn't really a marketplace anymore.

It is an advertising business with a marketplace attached for distribution.

Last year, sellers paid eBay $2 billion just to make sure their own listings showed up.

Read that again.

The board calls this growth.

A Canadian who runs a video game store called it something else.

Here is what actually happened.

In 2020 the board hired a new CEO. His name is Jamie Iannone. He arrived with a strategy called focused categories.

In plain English, that means leaning into the stuff people pay extra for. Sneakers. Watches. Trading cards. Auto parts.

The everyday seller, the person with the camera and the coat, was no longer the customer.

The customer was now the seller who would pay to be seen.

In 2025 eBay did $80 billion in transactions. They kept $11 billion of that as revenue. Of that $11 billion, $2 billion came from advertising.

Sellers paid them $2 billion to promote listings on a website those sellers already pay fees to use.

That is the growth story.

In the same year, the number of enthusiast buyers, eBay's own term for their best customers, was 16 million.

It was also 16 million the year before.

And the year before that.

And the year before that.

Four years. Zero growth. They mention this on every earnings call without mentioning it.

So what does a company do when growth stops?

It buys back its own stock.

In 2025, eBay returned over $3 billion to shareholders. Most of that was buybacks. In February the board authorized another $2 billion on top.

Buybacks shrink the share count. Earnings per share goes up even when earnings stay flat. The stock price follows.

The stock was $68 a year ago. It is $108 today.

The company did not improve. The denominator got smaller.

Then a man from Canada noticed.

His name is Ryan Cohen. He runs GameStop. He started his career selling pet food online and sold it to PetSmart for $3.35 billion.

He looked at eBay. 135 million buyers. $80 billion in transactions. Real margins. Real cash flow. A board harvesting the business instead of running it.

He bought 5% of the company through derivatives and stock.

Then on May 4, he offered to buy the rest. $125 per share. $56 billion total.

On May 12, the eBay board rejected the bid. They called it not credible.

The math is credible.

What the board means by not credible is we would have to explain why we sold.

Then Cohen went on Piers Morgan.

He said eBay is run by a bunch of losers with perverse financial incentives.

He pointed out that eBay's CEO has been paid $144 million over six years.

He pointed out that he personally takes no salary and has put $128 million of his own money into the company he runs.

You do not have to like Ryan Cohen to notice he is making a point that is hard to argue with.

eBay used to be a place where regular people sold things to other regular people.

Now it is a $48 billion company whose largest growth driver is charging its own sellers to advertise to a buyer base that stopped growing four years ago, while spending billions a year buying its own stock to make the chart go up.

The board calls this strategy.

A video game CEO from Canada called it what it is.

The market is now waiting to see who else agrees.

Plz fix. Thx.

Sent from my iPhone

[Ethan McKellar @EthanMckell]

@btcidiot @Justin007632612 @ryancohen Ask yourself : why are people STILL writing about gamestop ? Shouldn't it have failed multiple times over the last several years? Wasn't this company going bankrupt? How's it's balance sheet now?

[Ethan McKellar @EthanMckell]

@btcidiot @Justin007632612 @ryancohen Not just green, both over 200% increase. Believing that GME has been having "natural" price action is an unfair assumption as well. eBay hasn't been the target of massive FUD campaigns and THOUSANDS of articles telling everyone that a "memestock" should be dropped.

[Paul Branham @BoilerPaulie]

Allow me to translate this letter from eBay for those who don’t speak legalese:

Ryan,

We got your unsolicited offer to buy eBay for $125/share (half cash, half stock) supported by your 5% economic interest in eBay.

Our board, backed by the usual crew of bankers and lawyers who get paid either way, “thoroughly reviewed” it.

We’re rejecting it. Not because the math doesn’t work. Not because the highly confident letter from TD Securities for up to $20B on top of your $9B+ cash pile is fake. None of that.

We’re rejecting it because your entire approach to running a company is an existential threat to how we like to operate here.

Here are the reasons we feel this way, and the things we considered before paying consultants to write this:

1) We’d rather keep milking eBay as a “standalone” cash cow than let you turn it into something bigger and better.

2) Sure, you’ve got real financing lined up and you “know people” with deep pockets, but we’re going to call it “uncertain” anyway so we don’t have to engage.

3) Your plan would actually force real long-term growth and profitability changes we’d rather not be held accountable for.

4) The debt we pretended you can’t even obtain, the operational integration and focus on seller satisfaction, and most importantly, putting someone like you in charge of the combined entity all sound like a nightmare for our current leadership structure because all of us would have zero job security.

5) The valuation math only looks bad if you ignore the 46% premium you’re offering our shareholders and the upside from fixing eBay the way you fixed GameStop, which we are choosing to do and hoping nobody notices.

6) And I hope we buried the lede far enough here: Your governance and executive incentives are completely incompatible with ours. You and your board take zero cash, no salary, no bonuses, no golden parachutes. You buy shares with your own money and only get paid if shareholders win. We, on the other hand, like our nice, reliable annual payouts regardless of whether the stock is flat or the company is just coasting. We’re not about to hand over our golden goose to a guy who eats only what he kills.

Look, eBay is “strong” and “resilient” in the way every entrenched public company says it is while handing out eight-figure checks and perks to the C-suite. We’ve done the usual incremental stuff: tweaked the marketplace a bit, returned some capital, and we’d like to keep doing that without any cowboy from GameStop coming in and demanding actual skin-in-the-game accountability. Can you just leave us alone?

Our team remains focused on protecting the current regime and delivering “value”… mostly to ourselves and our consultants.

Thanks, but no thanks,

Paul S. Pressler
Chairman of the Board, eBay
(And proud beneficiary of the status quo)

[Ethan McKellar @EthanMckell]

@FortniteStatus @playzinto WE ARE SO BACK. lets go, games up

[Ethan McKellar @EthanMckell]

Damn I honestly saw this on Reddit first, that's crazy you've been swept into the steam/itch drama

[♡ cara cadaver ♡ @dirtlord77]

A disappointing update about VILE: Exhumed...

[Ethan McKellar @EthanMckell]

@lewdleazd @cosmic_marvel Bro it's a leaks and rumors account.. TF do you expect

[Ethan McKellar @EthanMckell]

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[Ethan McKellar @EthanMckell]

@MrBeast this is just spike's "Pros vs Joes" but with better production

[Ethan McKellar @EthanMckell]

I don't think my phone has been above 30% all week 😂

[Ethan McKellar @EthanMckell]

Oh boy I can't wait to do absolutely nothing on my week off. Miss my friends tbh

[Ethan McKellar @EthanMckell]

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[Laura Loomer @LauraLoomer]

Lindsey Graham @LindseyGrahamSC has never been loyal to President Trump.

He got booed in his own state at a TRUMP RALLY and was booed off stage because he is DISLOYAL to Trump and the American people.

He probably shouldn’t be giving out advice to Donald Trump.

In the words of President Trump, “Senator Lindsey Graham is doing a great disservice to the Republican Party, and to our Country.”

🚨See screenshot below. 🚨

PS: When is Lindsay coming out of the closet?

We all know you’re Gay, Lindsey…. And that’s ok. It’s ok. It’s 2024. There’s nothing wrong with Gay people.

I like men too. You and I have something in common we can bond over.

Just be honest about it. Nobody is going to judge you for being open about who you are.

[Ethan McKellar @EthanMckell]

Maybe shit like this is why I'm dying

[Ethan McKellar @EthanMckell]

She's a 10 but she trusts big dairy on expiration dates

[Ethan McKellar @EthanMckell]

This tweet was sponsored by the month past expiry sour cream that is still perfect ..

[Steven White @MiddleRelief]

SHE’S PUTTING CHILDREN IN A CHOCOLATE FACTORY AND THEY’RE COMING OUT BLUEBERRIES

[Letty @borntopiss]

call me haitian the way i be eating her cat

[Ethan McKellar @EthanMckell]

Oh shit bush didn't do it

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

“Tomorrow I’m doing 9/11” is such a cool thing to say. You can’t even be mad about it. It’s perfect.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

We all know what she was thinking because we were all thinking it too.