Ethan Metz

Yup.

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#mnwild

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Sorry, @netflix, I just don't see the connection between "Because I liked Judge Dredd" and Disney's Blank Check

[Tatered @tatered]

We thought @realdonaldtrump's tweets were as sad as it gets, until we turned his speeches into an early 2000s emo song.

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Excited to see @pattonoswalt at @mysticlake tonight!

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@ABC the reason why I'm not watching you. CC over the most important stuff?

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@BACARDI despite what coke says, I'd rather share it with the better tasting spiced rum. #delicious #heavensent

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@someecards she wasn't paid for one second. How did she know it was her dream job? She got canned b/c of company policy. Deal with it.

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I wonder how much they paid Dax and Kirstin for that commercial about a fridge? with FOUR DOORS WOW. sign me UP!!!

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Thanks @espn, for notifying me about Toews and linking me to the nfl. CLASSIC misdirection.

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@Sethrogen @JamesFrancoTV the interview is the funniest movie that will ever be made. Well played boys

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@JennaMarbles, your video blogs make me giggle. If you haven't yet, I DARE you to make one w/o editing it.

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@Cmdr_Hadfield you are a hero and an inspiration. Your use of social media has opened doors to those that cannot travel #diabetes

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@generalelectric you would have been better off making a furry commercial... More people would have liked/understood it.

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@jtimberlake, you've got the best lines: 'cuz I can always see the farthest stars when I'm on you.' Why you gotta be so good at everything?

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this is one of my favorite things. youve been lied to your entire life. the sun... big yellow thing in the sky... is actually WHITE

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@kaysarahsera i can hear your voice, your style, in my favorite poem that you recite, but i can't find it. but i wont stop until i do

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you are a genius @pattonoswalt. please come to my birthday party in march. not so much a party as just me at the bar rail...

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And my watch collection grows by one :) @Pebble

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how i feel about grammar nazis.... but i'm totally one of them... awkward.... http://t.co/8hz5hPm9Ub via @Explosm

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huh. never thought of it that way.... Cyanide & Happiness http://t.co/KUUyyvDjIX via @Explosm