ethan | Denver CO 🐴

🌎 fan of horse team, scary snow team, and chicken nugget team.

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: Folarin Balogun will be available to play in USA's Round of 16 match against Belgium on Monday, FIFA announced.

The FIFA Disciplinary Committee has suspended the red card issued to the USA striker during their Round of 32 win over Bosnia and Herzegovina.

[Latest in space @latestinspace]

Flying under the south pole of Jupiter, taken by NASA's Juno spacecraft

[ethan | Denver CO 🐴 @ethannandrew]

@boss_on_here Mine is HIV positive I think. Well at least that’s what the doctor said last time

[るだ🇯🇵🇷🇼 @ruda_c0ys]

このダビンソンのつま先オフサイド、ルカクのチ○ポオフサイドの次に好き

[ethan | Denver CO 🐴 @ethannandrew]

@somethings_awry Wait until they get the Claude and OpenAI bill. Holy moly. My company backtracked almost immediately after seeing the first bill

[Zweil @somethings_awry]

My company finally got the Microsoft Copilot bill LMAOOOOO

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

toddlers to people with deformities in the grocery store

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BLOCKBUSTER: The Milwaukee Bucks are trading franchise icon Giannis Antetokounmpo and Bobby Portis to the Miami Heat for Tyler Herro, Kel'el Ware, Jaime Jaquez Jr., Kasparas Jakucionis, 3 first-round picks (including No. 13), 1 pick swap and 1 second-rounder, sources tell ESPN.

[ethan | Denver CO 🐴 @ethannandrew]

@haniimhome Yet they clown the US 💀 get yo shit together first then talk

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

the way hantavirus saw nobody giving af and just left

[BearsShowYo @BearsShowYo]

The USA is so divided but as soon as we play a sport that we don’t care about against the World we become so patriotic lmaooo

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

1 in 3 adults globally doesn't get enough sleep.

In the US: 1 in 3, consistently.

Long-term poor sleep reduces lifespan by up to 4.7 years for women and 2.4 years for men.

It raises your risk of:
• Type 2 diabetes: +57%
• Heart disease: +5–20%
• Cognitive decline and dementia

We are living in the most sleep-deprived era in human history.

And most people treat it as a personality trait.

Source: HelpGuide Sleep Statistics Feb 2026 / CDC.

[Josh Eberley 🇨🇦 @JoshEberley]

To me, this is beautiful. No excuses, no unassailable mountain.

[ethan | Denver CO 🐴 @ethannandrew]

@nyknicks Someone call the national guard

[Raul Gonzalez @bumb185]

Everyone stay indoors... Knicks fan going to murder some peeps tonight

[Kitana ☁︎ @stickygoons]

Someone’s grandpa is gonna believe this

[Jebediah @itsJebediah]

how the fuck did he do that!?