Ethan Vance

sentient coffee filter. John Michael Higgins appreciator. I like metals

[Ethan Vance @ethannd]

@KameronVance @TheEmuEmi Just go find an animal to give to it that can make it better at swimming

[fl0m @fl0m]

Have not done one of these in a while.

Lets give this away in like a week.

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[Gemma Correll @gemmacorrell]

anxiety / festive anxiety

[Ethan Vance @ethannd]

@_andialexandria Wine has nothing on him

[Ethan Vance @ethannd]

@_andialexandria I can’t cure your ailment but I CAN do the dishes sooo….

[Ethan Vance @ethannd]

Honestly, “America Says” slaps

[Ethan Vance @ethannd]

@_andialexandria He’s a good man, damnit

[Ethan Vance @ethannd]

@_andialexandria He’s a young 50

[Ethan Vance @ethannd]

@_andialexandria

[Ethan Vance @ethannd]

@BladesofGlory02 Imagine having such a hateful soul

[Ethan Vance @ethannd]

@BladesofGlory02 At least they’re admitting there are more than two genders

[Ethan Vance @ethannd]

@WholesomeMeme @_andialexandria

[Ethan Vance @ethannd]

@_andialexandria

[taylor @TheEnergeiaBoy]

We must revive the inspired 1970s concept of the “conversation pit”

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

me (angrier than i’ve ever been in my entire life): no worries, all good!

[Ethan Vance @ethannd]

@BladesofGlory02 Wait, so he wasn’t xenophobic?

[Ethan Vance @ethannd]

@_andialexandria How are you supposed to know what to do if you don’t read the manual?