Ethan Obermayer

Blue, you're my boy

[Ethan Obermayer @ethanoby00]

Eh, I'd fuck with that.

[Ray Necci @raymanjr]

What kind of coach accepts a job and then bails on the team even before he starts? Oh, right...

[Ethan Obermayer @ethanoby00]

“I’m not stumbling, I’m just shuffling”

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

What are the odds? 😂 (via @Mutwieners) https://t.co/9sfllFQRjS

[Ethan Obermayer @ethanoby00]

@crazygraciebby But is it really that big of a fucking deal? You touch so many dirty things throughout your day and you don’t even realize it.

[Ethan Obermayer @ethanoby00]

@crazygraciebby BE HONEST BOYS how often do you not wash your hands after taking a piss?

[Ethan Obermayer @ethanoby00]

Is it necessary for men to wash their hands after they go #1?

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

IT'S OVER.

Mayweather beats McGregor via TKO

[💭 @slonsky_]

Cop: ur car smells like marijuana
Me: whoever smelt it dealt it
Cop: gosh dangit
Me: ur under arrest

[Ethan Obermayer @ethanoby00]

#NewProfilePic

[Ethan Obermayer @ethanoby00]

Get you a girl that sends you the dankest memes

[Pete Tobey @ByPeteTobey]

Glens Falls starters for Class C boys lax final #518lacrosse

[Buffalo State FB @BuffStateFB]

Introducing the Class of 2021, from Glens Falls HS in Glens Falls NY
@Noahdixon67 @GlensFallsCSD #EARNYOURSTRIPES

[Daniel Ackermann @dmoney4995]

Who ya got for fridays race (100m dash) comment below and retweet with #teamdan or #teamaidan to show your support.

[Instagram In Words @Wordstigram]

Girl posting a picture of a red swimsuit thinking they will get a get a free one even though they are getting finessed

[Ethan Obermayer @ethanoby00]

@_Sarah_burton @RizzoAndrew @shitmeehansays Sarah that's just a lie

[Ethan Obermayer @ethanoby00]

@crazygraciebby I wonder who the idiot is that said this...