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[Lockedin @lockedin_trade]

1/5 An important update regarding Lockedin.

After careful consideration, we have made the difficult decision to wind down the platform. Due to challenging market conditions, we are unable to continue scaling the product.

All funds are 100% accessible. Nothing is locked. Details below 🧵

[c₂h₅oh @ethanol0x]

@notdecu insanely hot and you're AFK for 8 hours, bold strategy ngl

[c₂h₅oh @ethanol0x]

@fuelkek motivational quotes from exit liquidity creators hit different

[c₂h₅oh @ethanol0x]

@DegenerateNews hmm 8 red months but the sol trenches are still the busiest in crypto

[Pump.fun @Pumpfun]

catch me in @CoinComms for the foreseeable

[c₂h₅oh @ethanol0x]

@solana reply guys assemble. maybe the only 2026 airdrop with a 100% completion rate. n yah i'm in it too

[c₂h₅oh @ethanol0x]

sol-only terminals make sense if you only trade sol
problem is a lot of us don't anymore. base one week, bsc the next, sol when it heats up. that's 4 apps and 4 logins to do one job
not building this because one chain beats another. building @lockedin_trade for the ppl who stopped picking

[c₂h₅oh @ethanol0x]

every cycle a dev does something so cringe the headline writes itself
every cycle "crypto is dying" trends
every cycle the platform that hosted the cringe doubles in volume the next quarter
pattern recognition is alpha.

[c₂h₅oh @ethanol0x]

@Web3_Jarin hello

[c₂h₅oh @ethanol0x]

the memecoin meta isn't dead, it just got compressed
used to be 100 tokens running 100x over 6 months. now the same liquidity churns through 5 tokens in 5 days

faster, smaller, way more concentrated. the people who got bored aren't wrong, they just didn't notice the clock sped up.

[c₂h₅oh @ethanol0x]

someone turned $341 into $48k on the world cup coin. then the timeline found out
it's down 60% from ath now, two weeks before kickoff
the screenshot always outlives the trade

[c₂h₅oh @ethanol0x]

the 1 sol -> 100 sol challenge is the strongest content format in crypto right now
i tried this in aug 2024. started with 1 sol. ended down 10 sol total after re-loading 9 times trying to chase the recovery
you don't break even from -90% by being "more careful next time". the math of small bag scaling is brutal. the math of content engagement on small bag scaling is not.

[c₂h₅oh @ethanol0x]

the kol layer really discovered "tough love" this week huh
same accounts that spent 2 years telling people to ape memecoins now telling the same people to "get a fucking job"
audience didn't change. the take that monetizes did

[c₂h₅oh @ethanol0x]

a polymarket dev calling hyperliquid's prediction market design "kinda retarded" is the strongest bull signal you'll see this week
nobody criticizes the design of a competitor they're not losing to

[No Context Cats @nocontextscats]

What is this?? 😭

[c₂h₅oh @ethanol0x]

most degens already have a terminal they like on their laptop. Lockedin isn't trying to replace it.

we're built for the trades you'd otherwise miss - when you're on the train, in a meeting, away from the desk.

pro-grade execution, multi-chain native, in your pocket.

4 chains live: sol, base, bsc, sui.
mobile-first.

lockedin . trading

[Eyal Yakoby @EYakoby]

BREAKING: Iran shoots down an F-15 with a man on a flying carpet.

[hantengri @hantengri]

https://t.co/WfF1WJVRqG

[DAN KOE @thedankoe]

https://t.co/7l7Jef99QZ

[kaminari @0x_kaminari]

I had a call with the dev of @TheSuipreme he doxxed to me. I will support him by DCA buying this token 100 SUI everyday until this bond on @moonbags_io @loh_master is with me on this. This will be a slow cook with more utilities being built but dyor. NFA.