Edwin (Tarnished)

political junkie, data scientist, tarnished

[Edwin (Tarnished) @ethanradd]

"Isn't that finally the measure of a man? The way he lives, the way he treats others, no matter what life may throw at him."

[Joe @JoePostingg]

Printers never work because they are an affront to God. Man was not meant to pull objects from the digital realm into the real world. Icarus is flying too close to the sun.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

This is his villain origin story

[L.Prince (Parody) 👑 @LeroyPrince77]

What Harry Kane deals with while being the most peaceful footballer of all time

[𝕄𝕣 𝕜𝕖𝕖𝕓𝕖 🇨🇩 @Patrick_keebe]

On risque d'avoir un USA vs Iran en 16ème de final de ce mondial

[🇦🇱☣️ @BaldeWaves]

Messi, Ronaldo, Neymar "last dance" this World Cup

[Karen Resorcé @hr_unhinged]

Language shapes our corporate reality, which is why casual phrases can be so dangerous.

I overheard our IT guy tell our VP of Marketing "no problem" after fixing his monitor.

I immediately asked the IT guy to step into my office.

I asked him why he felt the need to introduce the concept of a "problem" into a successful resolution.

He said it's just a normal thing people say when someone says thank you.

I explained that "no problem" implies the task could've been a burden, which undermines our culture of joyful servitude.

He asked if he should just say "you're welcome" instead.

I told him "you're welcome" assumes an uneven power dynamic.

I mandated he use a standard reply of: "I'm honored to be of service to the company"

I went back to my desk and whispered to myself:

𝐼'𝓂 𝒽𝑜𝓃𝑜𝓇𝑒𝒹 𝓉𝑜 𝒷𝑒 𝑜𝒻 𝓈𝑒𝓇𝓋𝒾𝒸𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒸𝑜𝓂𝓅𝒶𝓃𝓎

[𝐟𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐯 @heis_fede]

“Uzbekistan vs Colombia is going to be a super boring game”

The Colombia vs Uzbekistan game:

[Josh Johnson @secondfret]

Meta HQ right now.

[On Limits @missleighcarter]

Lmaooooooooo bitch!

[hunter @3gpmh]

dating is a lot of work just to find someone to watch films with you

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

you relax for 15 minutes after work and next thing you know it is 10PM😭

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

I almost caught myself caring about how new shrek looked. then I remembered I’m 30 and have many debts.

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

I was told today by a 17-year-old that there was no way people were writing 10 page papers without Al.

Dude, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[DJ Vlad @djvlad]

If the Knicks waited 53 years for a ring, so can your girlfriend.

[Ilyaz 🇫🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇮🇯🇵 @AomineReborn]

Twitter during the world cup might be top 1 man

[Joaconel. @Joaconel]

La vida de los que nos quedamos viendo este Irán vs Nueva Zelanda