Ethan Ray

[Captain @CaptainCapper45]

Embolo ✅
Vini ✅
See you tonight 🫡

[stepfanie tyler @stepfanie]

good luck topping this, Kendrick

[BrandonUFM (Storm SZN) @BrandonUFM]

Memphis Showboats are signing WR Kyle Sheets from @SRURockFB

He was named first team All-American by @WeAreAFCA in 2023 after putting up 76 catches, 1,186 yds & 17 touchdowns in 14 games.

He scored a 9.44/10 RAS(relative athletic score) this ranked 190/3402 WR from 1987 to 2024 👀

#UFL #GoBoats 🚢

[“Rocket” Roger O’Reilly @rocketroger54]

Shut up and dribble

[MacMally 🍀 @MacMallyMMA]

when im grabbing a beer and crushing a couple wings and hear Joe Rogan yell “HE’S HURT!!!” from the living room:

#UFC307

[. @Notdojaaa]

“Y’all are really going to do this again after what happened with Ayiuk?”

Me:

[Jared Kane @BaddestBearJew]

Me at work today.

[aaryan @blondedicarus]

nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how “busy you were”
- how many hours you worked

people will remember:
- how many drunk cigarettes you smoked
- if you offered others drunk cigarettes
- if you drank just to smoke cigarettes

[Paulito @Jax_A_Dull_Boy]

This is how beers be inviting me after work

[Fredo @FredoInDaCut995]

Me to everybody once I start getting a buzz:

[Steve Will Do It @stevewilldoit]

Fuck it I’m giving a $10,000 watch to someone who likes and retweets and follows me . Will respond in 24 hours . Will ship u a Rolex next day on god.

[andy from 5 to 7 @ChampagneAnyone]

hello sharks, i am seeking $150,000 for a 12 leg parlay

[Ethan Ray @ethanray24]

@crf_05 @AdamSchefter Fields with Russ at QB2 doesn’t sound horrible

[Rock Athletics @Rock_Athletics]

FB: ROCK WINS! No. 15 Slippery Rock goes on the road and upends the SR1 top seed with a 45-35 win at previously undefeated No. 9 Tiffin. SRU will be one of 8 teams advancing to round 3 and will play at the winner of Kutztown and Charleston next week for the regional title.

[Ethan Ray @ethanray24]

@krisssttiiaannz @Steelersdepot It’s a miss by Kenny, DJ was the hot route and Kenny did a good job looking off the safety to the right side of the field, by the time he gets his head back around he throws a flat footed late ball to him. Set your feet, throw a dart, skip the look off. He’s open on the break.

[AB @AB84]

Matt Canada is a horrific combination of being not only the worst, but also the most predictable playcaller in the NFL

[STEEL HERE @_STEELHERE]

Steelers fans Week 1 vs. Weeks 2 & 3

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The game has changed.

We have guys going live on Facebook during football games.

AND making tackles.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Threw a TD. Lit up a joint. Call that the Johnny Football. https://t.co/4ty8k9x99W

[Rock Athletics @Rock_Athletics]

FB: Henry Litwin is headed to the league! The Rock's career record holder in catches, yards and touchdowns will sign a free agent deal with the Chicago Bears! Congratulations Henry!