Ethan Staley

future president of the United States

[Ethan Staley @ethansayz]

@itsjojosiwa plz star in the musical I’m writing about a secret Cold War romance between Reagan and Gorbachev where you play both Reagan and Gorbachev I’m begging you plz DM me for details

[Ethan Staley @ethansayz]

@thegridkid hi Sam, my coworker and I enjoy playing letterboxed together, but we have recently experienced some frustration about the inability to play certain words (e.g: kafkaesque, byzantine, lyricality). Can you explain the criteria for acceptable words?

[Ethan Staley @ethansayz]

Imagine a robot that feeds you three meals a day and massages you literally whenever you want. That’s how cats live.

[Ethan Staley @ethansayz]

BotW/TotK parody song titled “Come on Hylian”? This is for someone but not for me

[Ethan Staley @ethansayz]

Sopranime

[trash jones @jzux]

they keep making live-action remakes of cartoons but i’m much more interested in cartoon remakes of live-action series. let’s see some anime Sopranos

[Ethan Staley @ethansayz]

Taylor Swift on her way to the field after Travis Kelce scores the winning TD

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EDM stands for Extra Dimensional Music

[Ethan Staley @ethansayz]

A golden statue of Gilda Radnor titled “Guilded Radnor”

[Ethan Staley @ethansayz]

I’m taking a vacation the LOST island

[Ethan Staley @ethansayz]

Consider this: “broth” is chicken tea

[Ethan Staley @ethansayz]

Taylor swift should start releasing re cuts of movies where she plays every role, I would love to watch the Matrix (Taylor’s Version)

[Ethan Staley @ethansayz]

@TheGoodDeath ARE YOU a fan of Doctor Who?

[Ethan Staley @ethansayz]

Q anon is the American banksy

[Ethan Staley @ethansayz]

Weird how no one has asked ME to host jeopardy yet

[Ethan Staley @ethansayz]

TEN MINUTE version of all too well?? T Swift laughs at society

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Britain: *leaves the EU* #brexit #findingnemo

[Ethan Staley @ethansayz]

The rat in Ratatouille is named ratatouille and also he is in love with the Eiffel Tower

[Ethan Staley @ethansayz]

The Geico gecko is Rango’s cousin

[Ethan Staley @ethansayz]

@JoeyBednarski Eat a peach, Joseph!

[Ethan Staley @ethansayz]

Who tf is sue Mac and why is she poisoning our young people??