Ethan Schleder

[Shay Boloor @StockSavvyShay]

Elon Musk officially becomes the world’s first trillionaire after the $SPCX IPO

[*Walter Bloomberg @DeItaone]

IRAN DEAL CLOSE: WAR PAUSE & NUCLEAR TALKS

The White House is nearing a one-page MOU with Iran to halt fighting and start nuclear talks. Iran is expected to respond within 48 hours; no deal is final.

Core terms:

Iran: Pause enrichment, no nukes, accept UN inspections, curb underground sites.
U.S.: Ease sanctions, release frozen assets.
Both: Loosen Strait of Hormuz restrictions.

The plan would trigger a 30-day negotiation window (likely Geneva or Islamabad). Trump has paused escalation; officials caution talks remain uncertain.

[Flappr @flapprdotnet]

When you see your homie walk out of his JPMorgan performance review.

[WOLF Trading @WOLF_TradingX]

The stock market so far in 2026 explained

[NIK @ns123abc]

🚨BREAKING: SUPER MICRO CO-FOUNDER ARRESTED FOR SMUGGLING $2.5B IN NVIDIA GPUs TO CHINA

>SMCI co-founder Yih-Shyan "Wally" Liaw arrested today
>personally holds $464 MILLION in SMCI stock
>charged with smuggling BILLIONS in Nvidia servers to china
>used a southeast asian shell company to funnel $2.5B in servers to chinese buyers
>$510 million worth shipped in just THREE WEEKS in spring 2025
>built thousands of fake dummy servers to fool U.S compliance auditors
>caught on surveillance camera using a HAIR DRYER to swap serial number stickers
>coordinated the whole thing over encrypted group chats
>SMCI down 12% after hours
>faces up to 30 years in federal prison

ITS SO OVER…

[Special Situations 🌐 Research Newsletter (Jay) @SpecialSitsNews]

$USO volume record
https://t.co/9s86CTXm81

[zerohedge @zerohedge]

Newsflow is getting surreal

*IRAN LAUNCHES NEW WAVE OF MISSILES AT ISRAEL: IRIB

*SOUTH KOREA'S KOSPI INDEX RISES 12% TO 5,706.19

[zerohedge @zerohedge]

Time to rename Claude to The Biggest Short

[High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry]

How trading the market has felt this week:

[Planet Of Memes @PlanetOfMemes]

Haha. Who made this?

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

Tim Walz says people are driving by his house calling him ‘retarded.’ 😂

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Never

[Michael Dell 🇺🇸 @MichaelDell]

Congratulations @jpmorgan on the opening of your new headquarters! 🎉🇺🇸🙏

[Karli Bonne’ 🇺🇸 @KarluskaP]

I almost choked on my dinner, watching Brett Baier report this with a straight face 🤣

[*Walter Bloomberg @DeItaone]

📉 KALSHI PREDICTION MARKET FOR FED DECISION TODAY PASSES $85 MILLION IN VOLUME

Lack of forward guidance in the press conference?

All analysts expect the Fed to cut by 25bp in September, with two exceptions:

🔸 Standard Chartered
🔸 Societe Generale

Markets on Kalshi are pricing the Fed’s move with near certainty:

🔸~92% odds of a 25bp cut
🔸~7% odds of a cut larger than 25bp
🔸~3% odds the Fed holds steady

https://t.co/raouV8St2w

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🤗

[Ethan Schleder @ethanschleder]

@EndWokeness Unbelievable

[Ethan Schleder @ethanschleder]

Now within 5% of all time highs…

[Ethan Schleder @ethanschleder]

The markets are providing life changing opportunity right now... don't hesitate. $SPY $QQQ

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Trump has said: I don’t mind Elon turning against me, but he should have done so months ago. This is one of the Greatest Bills ever presented to Congress. It’s a Record Cut in Expenses, $1.6 Trillion Dollars, and the Biggest Tax Cut ever given. If this Bill doesn’t pass, there will be a 68% Tax Increase, and things far worse than that. I didn’t create this mess, I’m just here to FIX IT. This puts our Country on a Path of Greatness. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

[Ethan Schleder @ethanschleder]

Musk / Trump Feud $TSLA