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[ethan @ethansdemise]

this may be my favorite Twitter account

[CAPYBARA MAN @CAPYBARA_MAN]

Cowboy Capybara 🤠

[CAPYBARA MAN @CAPYBARA_MAN]

no time to explain hop in

[ethan @ethansdemise]

You gotta be a real grimy bitch to fart in a packed bar

[ethan @ethansdemise]

this is deadass what’s going on inside my head

[ethan @ethansdemise]

Not gonna lie man old people that don’t understand technology piss me off lol

[ethan @ethansdemise]

Just heard someone refer to an energy drink as their “go-go juice”. My whole day is now ruined.

[ethan @ethansdemise]

those babies cool as hell

[Brennen Tidwell @trentandrewrld]

This pic goes hard

[ethan @ethansdemise]

October was just one big depressing blur

[ethan @ethansdemise]

De-Normalize asking people what their tattoos mean

[ethan @ethansdemise]

What’s some good preworkout? Don’t wanna go spend money on a fat tub and end up hating it lol

[ethan @ethansdemise]

life is kicking me with timbs on rn

[ethan @ethansdemise]

Is it national garage sale day or something

[ethan @ethansdemise]

legitimately what the fuck is going on

[ethan @ethansdemise]

Energy is infectious. Create the energy you want around you

[ethan @ethansdemise]

Totodile gang rise up

[Pokémon @Pokemon]

Gear up, Trainers—it’s time for you to set off on your own Johto adventure!

Chikorita, Cyndaquil, or Totodile—which Pokémon will accompany you through the Johto region? 🤔

[ethan @ethansdemise]

@sweetpkam there is NO reason for a civilian to own a Ford Taurus

[ethan @ethansdemise]

@danesinsanee Ik that car stink

[ethan @ethansdemise]

@milespergallonn !! You just gotta learn to play it

[ethan @ethansdemise]

@doward13 if you get the sliced Buffalo chicken tho it makes elite sandwiches