EJ

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[The xG Philosophy @xGPhilosophy]

Arsenal created just 0.01(xG) between 45+6’ and 120’

[EJ @ethanshelley]

@xGPhilosophy The xG gods always collect

[Aston Villa @AVFCOfficial]

0.02 (xG) 😉

[EJ @ethanshelley]

I'm genuinely so confused by this account, they are actively proving that xG is a metric to measure the ability of a team compared to an average, and yet are instead using said metric to suggest teams are over/under performing their potential

[The xG Philosophy @xGPhilosophy]

Wolves should only be 5 points behind Villa, based on both teams’ xG performances.

In reality, a 28-point gap separates them.

[The xG Philosophy @xGPhilosophy]

West Ham (1.21) 2-3 (0.68) Aston Villa

[EJ @ethanshelley]

Lets fucking gooooo 😁😁 #WN4

[EJ @ethanshelley]

Are they being serious right now???? #f1

[EJ @ethanshelley]

Hahahahaha yessss this is a generational fumble

[EJ @ethanshelley]

@QuokkaFan @BlobMcBlobface @McLarenF1 😘

[EJ @ethanshelley]

@QuokkaFan @BlobMcBlobface @McLarenF1 Your boy shat the bed when the pressure came, hope that helps 👍🏻

[EJ @ethanshelley]

@McLarenF1 Where did the bottler qualify? 🍼

[EJ @ethanshelley]

Yessssss that is different gravy! What a boy 🥶

[EJ @ethanshelley]

@BlobMcBlobface @McLarenF1 The problem is between the seat and the steering wheel

[EJ @ethanshelley]

@McLarenF1 Hopefully Piastri doesn't crash into him on the way

[EJ @ethanshelley]

Spot the difference @OscarPiastri

[EJ @ethanshelley]

Imagine a world where you can go 3 wide in lap 1 turn 1 at COTA 🤔

[EJ @ethanshelley]

Lando rubs wheels:
PUNISH HIM FOR CAUSING A COLLISION, SOMEBODY COULD HAVE BEEN HURT

Piastri retires 3 cars and ruins the race of 2 more:
Racing incident 🥴

And thats when you know the Australians aint serious at this point

[EJ @ethanshelley]

Why are Piastri fans so upset anyway? If their 'iceman' is as good as they say then he will have no problem winning the WDC with or without Lando's help 🤷🏻‍♂️

[EJ @ethanshelley]

@DarioCanestrari @McLarenF1 Agree, point is I endured McLarens lowest points too, lectures about ruining the sport are not necessary here, just want the driver I support to win. If Oscar thinks papaya rules are unfair he can repay the favour next race