Ethan Simmons

he lives

[Ethan Simmons @ethansimmons]

@Emmett21Johnson let’s go!

[Nebraska Football @HuskerFootball]

Add it to the list ✍️

@Emmett21Johnson has been named a semifinalist for the Doak Walker Award.

[Nebraska Football @HuskerFootball]

Add it to the list ✍️

@Emmett21Johnson has been named a semifinalist for the Doak Walker Award.

[Ethan Simmons @ethansimmons]

noticing an uptick in irresponsible scooter riders on the sidewalks of @DowntownLincoln

[Ethan Simmons @ethansimmons]

@DowntownLincoln please enforce the downtown “no bike on sidewalk” rule.

In irresponsible biker just almost ran over my dog.

[Ethan Simmons @ethansimmons]

@kirawontmiss Na, just camera shy I think

[Ethan Simmons @ethansimmons]

@justinbieber Stop the bullying Justin

[Ethan Simmons @ethansimmons]

@elonmusk I don’t get it…

[Ethan Simmons @ethansimmons]

I’m pretty sure this means I’m right about something, just want that on the record.

Ethan - 1
Jimmy beast - nil

[Ethan Simmons @ethansimmons]

Why would you do this @budlight?

[Ethan Simmons @ethansimmons]

Has anyone ever been told by you’re dentist that “you were flossing the right amount”?

[Ethan Simmons @ethansimmons]

@DowntownLincoln please do something about bikes riding on sidewalks.

[Ethan Simmons @ethansimmons]

Twitter remind me in 6 months

[Ethan Simmons @ethansimmons]

I've done some pretty extensive google searching this morning and I'm convinced that @JoeBiden and @JimmyPage are the same person.

[Ethan Simmons @ethansimmons]

Lol https://t.co/9OWe8hPGWo

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At a wedding. #fullofscheetz

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Why would you do this @budlight?

[Ethan Simmons @ethansimmons]

Fargo rooftop skyline.

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

#AreYouReady for #USAvBEL? @JozyAltidore is Ready and available for @J_Klinsmann and the #USMNT tomorrow!

[Ethan Simmons @ethansimmons]

@katyperry your show in fargo is on my birthday. Wanna hang out?

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars