ethan

I almost died once

[Lil Baby @whamcbfw4]

🗣️I hate you bitchhhhhhhhhhh

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you finally do your laundry and all your top-tiers clothes are back:

[Dividend Hero @HeroDividend]

I am never deleting this app.

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

A lion would never drive under the influence, but a Tiger Wood.

[Molly @FSUmollz]

Trying not to throw up in the back of the uber

[a broken soul @abrokensouI]

went another day without killing myself

[Eyal Yakoby @EYakoby]

BREAKING: Iran shoots down an F-15 with a man on a flying carpet.

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

Ok Ngl that’s enough winter for me let’s wrap this up

[芽依 @Mei22542]

I be rushing to get home & do NOTHING but relax

[Softboy @fwsoftboy]

The weather app don’t even know wtf going on.

[Harry @Realmecore_0]

Me on january 1: “2026 is my year"

Me on january 17th 2026:

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

Love when someone at work says “you literally can’t mess this up” Buddy I’m not sure you know who you’re talking to

[໊ @user0000O0]

life update:
fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

when i die take a goated 0.5 of my casket, put it on low exposure and post it on my ig

[ellara @peacekful]

life update:

[ٰ @daergp]

january me would not believe the fucking life
i have lived this year

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

twitter wrapped: you threatened to kill yourself 322 times this year

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

christmas next week and everybody gifts still at the store