Ethan Szlezinger

current: @wholewheatpost | future: federal prison

[Ethan Szlezinger @ethanszlez]

Thank you so much to @MattSaincome + @REALpunknews for believing in @WholeWheatPost as much as we do. We're so grateful and excited to see where 2021 takes us🚀

[Matt Saincome @MattSaincome]

We started Hard Times with $800. Each year we give one of our contributors $800 and some guidance on building their own thing. This year goes to Tara Dorje and @WholeWheatPost (great idea). Go get 'em!

[Ethan Szlezinger @ethanszlez]

@SpiritAirlines @ZSzlezinger Please fix this ASAP @SpiritAirlines. Flights cancelled in daytime/peak hours should also have daytime/peak rebooking options, rather than being limited to options that are inconveniently early or just otherwise obscure.

[Ethan Szlezinger @ethanszlez]

how was this ad approved @FairwayMarket it is disgusting

[Ethan Szlezinger @ethanszlez]

how long until the netflix documentary

[CNN @CNN]

E-cigarette maker Juul will pay $438.5 million to 34 states and territories in a settlement following a two-year investigation into the company's marketing and sales practices https://t.co/Q4yBuPHna8

[Ethan Szlezinger @ethanszlez]

tuesday already??

[The Whole Wheat Post @nutrismash]

Here’s Why We Only Eat Meat 20 Times Per Week https://t.co/svYcd7icoe

[The Whole Wheat Post @nutrismash]

Conservative Pundits Warn Of Halloween Candy Laced With Covid Vaccine https://t.co/qFLHQn1uNE

[Ethan Szlezinger @ethanszlez]

job interviews be like I love fast-paced environments and absolutely HATE getting paid

[The Late Show @colbertlateshow]

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[The Whole Wheat Post @nutrismash]

We Ate Ice Cream For A Week And It Was Actually Just Really Fun https://t.co/RBbeRuIcuX

[Zack Szlezinger @ZSzlezinger]

So… I stumbled across a letter to the editor written by… me?! @amazon #SaveTheBees
https://t.co/JHVrimRMQW via @sungazettenews

[The Whole Wheat Post @nutrismash]

Joey Chestnut Sets World Record By Taking 75 Covid Vaccines In 10 Minutes https://t.co/GVQPqIOHch

[The Whole Wheat Post @nutrismash]

Ahoy, Gentlemen O’ Fortune! Try This Here One Simple Trick Fer Eliminatin’ Scurvy https://t.co/iTvriUUvr8

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[The Whole Wheat Post @nutrismash]

New Study Shows When Our Bodies Sleep Basically What They Are Doing Is They Are Resting https://t.co/hI198Kib8x

[Ethan Szlezinger @ethanszlez]

touched an elevator button with my fingertip for the first time in 15 months

[The Whole Wheat Post @nutrismash]

Jared From Subway Relieved Everyone Finally Going To Forget About Him @SUBWAY https://t.co/meeu5oDtMp

[The Whole Wheat Post @nutrismash]

We’re Extremely Drunk And Going To Rank Some Protein Bars https://t.co/CcFfra22Xr

[Zack Szlezinger @ZSzlezinger]

I found this squirrel eating a tootsie pop

[The Whole Wheat Post @nutrismash]

6 Scientists Who Came Nowhere Close To Inventing The Vaccine https://t.co/a7ceZoqVfT