Ethan Johnson

Hoosier, queer, bad feminist, coffee lover, improv comedian. he/him

[Ethan Johnson @ethantjohnson]

Hi! I fled this hell hole! Find me on Bluesky! https://t.co/lbXKpyFj3d

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@trashandexcuses Why not both?

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@trashandexcuses Not my gumdrop buttons!

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@misterarnie Someone’s been reading my fan fiction

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@trashandexcuses Challenge level: impossible

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Netflix is lagging so badly I just watched Tyson bite Holyfield’s ear!

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@Algebr0 Pre-text can still get you pregnant

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@trashandexcuses Go to the poles

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@tysano_ 👀

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@Frimtanklin ENGORGED WITH SCIENCE

[Hello, This is Ivan @hellothisisivan]

Love this discreet 1950s way of finding local gay pubs

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Me and who?

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@goo3r I love Oppenheimer.

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

nude beaches are out, nude libraries are in

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@jpbrammer You should be allowed to cuck the king

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@tysano_ Oh Tyler I’m so sorry! What a terrible series of events. I’m so sorry to hear this. Sending love and good vibes 💙

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@HeyMichaelKing I zoomed

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@HeyMichaelKing Is he… ya know *mimes putting on headband* … from New York?

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@madmup