Ethan Touboul

The extraterrestrial

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

There is absolutely no place for political violence in our democracy. Although we don’t yet know exactly what happened, we should all be relieved that former President Trump wasn’t seriously hurt, and use this moment to recommit ourselves to civility and respect in our politics. Michelle and I are wishing him a quick recovery.

[Ethan Touboul @ethantouboull]

@lilkabob1 @PicturesFoIder exactly how i did it

[Ethan Touboul @ethantouboull]

@CookOut the college kid business ur gonna get in Tallahassee is insane. cant compare it to any location ur offering. TALLAHASSEE

[Ethan Touboul @ethantouboull]

@meShawarma @IDF it’s not “rockets” it’s real rockets.

[Ethan Touboul @ethantouboull]

@MathiasSchek7 fax

[Ethan Touboul @ethantouboull]

@MathiasSchek7 u good bro

[Ethan Touboul @ethantouboull]

@UncleDrewGB bet.

[Ethan Touboul @ethantouboull]

😳😳😳😳

[Ethan Touboul @ethantouboull]

@OrenBorax those 1 AM tweets man...😂😢

[NBA 2K @NBA2K]

Jimmy earns a 93 OVR after his unbelievable playoff run

Accurate? #2KRatings

[Ethan Touboul @ethantouboull]

@HeatNationCom no chance

[Ninja @Ninja]

Dodging questions at debates be like

[Ethan Touboul @ethantouboull]

ok why did the lakers have confetti and the heat didn’t?😩

[Ethan Touboul @ethantouboull]

@gabbyshepherd_ yea deadass

[Ethan Touboul @ethantouboull]

@gabbyshepherd_ damn but there’s like a million genders now... got a lot of competition

[TJAYYYY 🖤 @liltjay]

I hate people

[Miami HEAT @MiamiHEAT]

just RT if you know how this ended 🤫

[Oren Borax @OrenBorax]

Nba is soft as fuck what r these calls #MILvsMIA

[Goran Dragić @Goran_Dragic]

Balkan 💥

[Ethan Touboul @ethantouboull]

@TheGuru_16 i’m from the further future, everyone thinks ur an idiot over here