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[Ethan @ethanullah1]

The worst signing in the history of the club by some distance. And that includes Rasmus🚮🚽

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 OFFICIAL: Jadon Sancho leaves Man United as free agent after 5 years since joining on £75m deal from BVB.

United’s 4th most expensive signing ever says goodbye on a free after Aston Villa loan.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Rasmus Hojlund has joined Napoli on a permanent transfer.

Everyone at the club would like to wish Rasmus all the very best for the future ✊

[Ethan @ethanullah1]

Absolutely mental lads. Genuinely can’t stop laughing here

[now.arsenal @now_arsenaI]

Nah Ben White I love you, this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen!

I’m fucking dead!😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Ethan @ethanullah1]

It is done, you lost on penalties lads. 4-3 if i remember correctly. Dick heads.

[AFTV @AFTVMedia]

We have lost once. We have lost twice. We may even lose a third time. But as long as this club exists, we will never give up. That's the spirit of The Arsenal. IT'S NOT DONE! 🔴⚪

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

BRUNO FERNANDES. RECORD-BREAKER.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

No-one does it like him.

Bruno Fernandes is the Premier League Player of the Year 🤩❤️

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Goalscorer.
Assist provider.
Award winner.

Presenting @TheOfficialFWA Footballer of the Year for 2025/26: @B_Fernandes8! 🏆❤️

[Ethan @ethanullah1]

Interesting way to tell everyone you’re not allowed within 500 yards of any primary school in Newcastle

[Martin @m3gamarvatron]

MATCHDAY!!! Into these horrible fucking manc bastards, that red nosed alcoholic fucking Scottish shitebag, that little rat faced fuck and their squad of fucking glory hole gobbling fucking daft cunts from the fucking off tonight lads. YAAAAAAANNNNNNNNIIIIIIIITTTTTTEEEEEEEDDDDD!!!

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

Benjamin Šeško heads Manchester United in front for the first time this afternoon! 💥

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

Benjamin Sesko scores after coming on as a sub once again to give Manchester United the lead 💥

[Ethan @ethanullah1]

None of this ederson, Alison nonsense. The best premier league keeper of all time.

[90s Football @90sfootball]

🇳🇱 Edwin van der Sar

[Ethan @ethanullah1]

Won’t forget all the e-nerds who wanted him gone last summer. Ridiculous footballer.

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

Bruno Fernandes becomes the second-fastest Manchester United player to reach 200 PL goal involvements! 🔥📈

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

"This is old-style Manchester United"

Benjamin Šeško, WOW! 🤯

[Ethan @ethanullah1]

The worst team to watch in the league by a country mile. Serves you and your embarrassing fan base right for celebrating every corner like a goal hahahahaha 🇾🇪

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Full-time at Emirates Stadium.

A chance to turn the page quickly on Wednesday night.

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

WOW! INCREDIBLE from Matheus Cunha! 💥

[Ethan @ethanullah1]

Proper United goal. Back to front in 10 seconds. None of this 3-4-3 bollocks. 🇾🇪

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

Bryan Mbeumo. Stretford End. ERUPTION! 🤯

[Ethan @ethanullah1]

I can understand why you’re baffled Jamie. Despite the giant screen next to you showing how wank he is, I can understand why it has only baffled YOU.

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

"It absolutely baffles me" 🤔

Jamie Redknapp can't understand why Manchester United are not currently pushing for Andoni Iraola 🔴

[Ethan @ethanullah1]

Yet continues playing 3 at the back. Another utter moron at the helm

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Ruben Amorim: "If I could go back to this time a year ago, I would do things so differently”.

“I have learned more in this year as a manager than the other five combined. I would do 75% of things different”.

[Ethan @ethanullah1]

Evening lads @ManUtd, just a quick one. Who sanctioned the signing of Manuel Ugarte?