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29 | yes. i would like to be cute and blonde

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Tell it to my Marge!
Children, Lisa Maggie Bart!
That is all the Simpson names!

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Tell it to my Marge!
Tell me I'm the Homie one!
Is this Lenny Carl or just an Abe?

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@Iittlstrawberry @hoodheresies07 soon they'll see

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how about Augustus GLP-1

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we're running with the sandals of the nike!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Asked my cell phone when Tomodachi Life 2 is coming out and it told me it's not real. This makes me feel confused and feel negatively about Nintendo products.

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Just saw Philip Seymour Hoffman walking around Glenside! But here's the catch: he's got dreads now.

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of course my For You feed starts feeding me prime rib when I'm thinking of deactivating

[Crema @cremasane]

marcille sfw

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JD Vents. Among Us

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yknow Tekken 6 predicted all of this

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ig-88 voice Erika Kirk

[Tom Jorgenson @TomJorgenson12]

Between B*rnie, my ex-wife, the tenant from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. Tommy needy drinky.

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when you come out and your shit is gone >>>

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someone emmend these m's?

[Cloudy 🌥️ (real angel) @oncloud_e]

yes her gender identity and self expression are rock solid and unchangeable, feminine, beautiful, her sexuality should be celebrated. i on the other hand am a gross and evil Pretender, and my desires for her are shameful and male and should be hidden

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tom petty voice I'm your wife you are Homie
you are my guy that says d'oh
I'm not afraid of you going tavern
Homie you get the Duff beer from Moe

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eating peanut butter straight out da thing 🗣️🗣️🗣️

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@J0EGLEAS0N how about Joe Unboxed. just an idea