Ethan

wanderer, farmer, thinker

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

Congrats to Trump on his first ever consequence

[Skoog @Skoog]

harvest his DNA. bleed him dry.

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

A minimum wage worker cannot afford a one bedroom apartment in 95% of counties in the United States. Does that sound like a system that’s working?

[JSTOR @JSTOR]

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[Ethan @ethanzierke]

@FrenchGuyCookin just made your sourdough for non-bakers! I plan to do so again and again every weekend until I have it perfected! (Excuse the ragged edge on the crumb shot, I dont have a bread knife 😅)

[Dylan Marron @dylanmarron]

This man started an account where he tweets exactly what the president tweets. He just got suspended.

[Richard Hine @richardhine]

Don Lemon is all of us.

[Bill McKibben @billmckibben]

Since the oil industry is running out of places to store their unwanted product...perhaps we should just keep it in the ground. Forever.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Anne Frank spent 2 years hiding in an attic and we’ve been home for just over a month with Netflix, food delivery & video games and there are people risking viral death by storming state capital buildings & screaming, “Open Fuddruckers!”

[Ethan @ethanzierke]

Actual doctors

[Jay Jurden @JayJurden]

Bodybuilders: just went crazy in the kitchen

[Ethan @ethanzierke]

But it's worth a shot! 🥁

[KCRG-TV9 @KCRG]

World Health Organization says drinking alcohol won't kill coronavirus https://t.co/YBYyPr2rUJ

[Ethan @ethanzierke]

COVID-19 Era Day at a Glance

1. Participate in optional work-related zoom call

2. Reward myself for my productivity with an entire package of oreos and 7 hours of netflix

[Ethan @ethanzierke]

@jessica_salfia @wolf_whiskers

[Jennifer Wright @JenAshleyWright]

This aged poorly.

[Jen Kirkman (Elon took my blue check) 🤣 @JenKirkman]

This is why we cried when he won.

[Jared Servantez @jservantez]

My landlord sent a mass email to tenants to the effect of “rent is still due, file for unemployment if you need to, the emergency moratorium only delays an eviction” and ... forgot to put everyone on bcc

[Anastasia Golovashkina @golovashkina]

Has anyone come up with a good answer to "how are you?"

I have not.