David Wallace 〽️

Ex-CFO of Dunder Mifflin | Sold Suck it at 20m valuation | Derivative Trader | Shitcoin Specialist TG: @davidwallace

[David Wallace 〽️ @ethdavidwallace]

3x on this $01

dipped a bit right now but still a 3x with lot of liquidity

[David Wallace 〽️ @ethdavidwallace]

following chad here

i think $01 can be something like similar launches last month like $SATO $FLOOD $LO0P was.

betting here

[David Wallace 〽️ @ethdavidwallace]

following chad here

i think $01 can be something like similar launches last month like $SATO $FLOOD $LO0P was.

betting here

[THE EYE @0xTheEye]

$01

This looks interesting, but I don’t know the team and I haven’t done enough research to trust it yet. It could be legitimate, or it could be a scam.

That said, the idea is simple:

When people buy $01, the funds go into a reserve instead of being extracted.

That reserve is held in yield-bearing dollars, and the yield stays inside the system, increasing the backing per coin over time.

The supply is capped at 21 million, and every trade burns a small amount of supply.

In theory, fewer coins and a growing reserve means more backing per coin as time passes.

If the reserve is real, the contracts work as advertised, and the model proves sustainable, it’s a very interesting experiment.

Do your own research before buying anything.

https://t.co/xjdgVtaAXG

0x32708538a107253b51a735a724330a23106ca4ca

NOT BUY IN DEX ! ONLY WEB

[tradfi news @tradfi]

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[Nikita Bier @nikitabier]

@discordiaCLIPS It’s sad that all the rich people left crypto and it’s now the entire industry is just teenagers in America forcing poor people to do shameful things.

[David Wallace 〽️ @ethdavidwallace]

@sayinshallah Lmaoooo diabolical fud

[David Wallace 〽️ @ethdavidwallace]

@mert Im excited to the polymarket: is mert going to jail this year?
Bullish

[Bateman @CryptoByBateman]

How Claude Mythos be waiting to get released at the moment

[David Wallace 〽️ @ethdavidwallace]

@Evan_ss6 @ZeMirch 😂😂😂

[David Wallace 〽️ @ethdavidwallace]

@CryptoHayes Eating vomit?

[David Wallace 〽️ @ethdavidwallace]

insane plot twist on the end of this post

[29 @wrss29]

I’ve been drained of $112,708. Earlier this morning, I received a random notification on my phone from Phantom, indicating that I had sent out 1,483 SOL to an address I don’t control.

I’ve never connected my wallet to anything, and I’ve never given anyone access or authorized any transactions in the past. I’m at a loss for what to do.

This money represents a significant portion of my port, which I’ve earned through various rug pulls i’ve done over the past year & social engineering plays i’ve done on people in the crypto community. I’m truly devastated. I don’t think I’ll be able to live to see tomorrow after this loss. I just don’t understand how this could have happened.

[willo2 @willo2_Poly]

I was just scammed for $500K by Polymarket.

I am "willo2", the top holder of YES on "MicroStrategy sells Bitcoin by May 31st".

Here's what happened:

[David Wallace 〽️ @ethdavidwallace]

Hahahaha literally nobody, zero, not a single soul want test this shit

[Zack Brenner @zjbrenner]

Who wants early access to perps on @opensea ? 👀

[fejau @fejau_inc]

DATs were the worst thing to possibly ever happen to crypto

[kook 🏝️ @KookCapitalLLC]

you need to clean up your sources of information before the next bull run

unfollow every single 'kol' who told you to buy $aster

they cant trade, they cant invest

they are either stupid or malicious, likely both

any kol that chases cope plays instead of giving their followers the obvious winner needs to go

$hype was the great separation event

you can now see clearly who is worth following

and who is not

hyperliquid

[b.sold @bsol_x]

not even my grey market chinese peptide supplier wants my shitty solana coins

[David Wallace 〽️ @ethdavidwallace]

@sayinshallah i miss this shit so much

[David Wallace 〽️ @ethdavidwallace]

@0xSisyphus Oh nigga, u really must know about crypto grifters... anubis

[Andrew Benson @AndrewBenson]

SpaceX millionaires 4,000 x $1mil , 400 x $100 mil

Every employee who joined before the first succesful launch made (unless they sold early) more than $100 million.

SpaceX lists June 12 at ~$1.75T.

Work backward from the cap table. At $1.75T, clearing $100M takes ~0.0057% of the company.

- 2002–2008, first ~500 in: joined at a ~$50M company. Held to $1.75T = a 17,000x. The core of the club — maybe 150–250 left holding

- September 2008, SpaceX has first successful launch

- 2010–2016: joined at $1B–$10B. Needs a senior grant — directors, principal engineers, early Starlink. ~100–200

- C-suite + board: Shotwell, Johnsen past $1B. A layer of SVPs below them clears $100M on equity, not salary. ~20–40

- Post-2016: joined at $20B–$350B. To hit $100M you'd have needed ~0.4% of the company. Impossible for an employee. This is the millionaire tier — almost none reach $100M

The tally:
~400–500 at $100M+
A few dozen above $500M
A handful of billionaires past Musk

Same building. Same mission. Two orders of magnitude apart — set entirely by what year you walked in.

Early isn't a strategy. It's a date stamp.

[David Wallace 〽️ @ethdavidwallace]

@RuneCrypto_ The lesson is: do not bet in cz, will not repeat $aster movement the fact he shill or endorse a coin gives 0 upside

[David Wallace 〽️ @ethdavidwallace]

@RuneCrypto_ @binance Still good bet long term? Anything that yzy Labs or cz touch its a good bet, they give 0 fucks, they just want some launchpad movement on their cex