Ethel Beetroot

cake baking, nail embellishing, rubbish upcycling, tea drinking, 1920s obsessing, pop-up discovering, paper cutting, mad men wannabe

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Dear @Yoplait, my 4yo has just pointed out that the giraffe directly below the fact, does not in fact have a dark blue tongue.

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@fesshole Knew a couple who lived like this. Then he had an affair, they divorced and now half his salary goes to her (and her new boyfriend)

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@65moon @JaneFallon The only reason I can think of to save your butter paper (great advice btw) is so you can swipe it round the tin before pouring cake batter in, to stop it sticking. Not sure how this makes for a happy marriage though!

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@BunnyBakerBake1 @jusrol @thebakingnanna1 I’m sure I read on the packaging that it’s bran?

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@elainehutton @anon_opin Out of interest, if you went to a friend’s for dinner and they served something you didn’t like, would you be livid? Would you refuse it and go hungry?

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My friend told her son that Father Christmas knows when he’s been naughty because he listens in via Alexa, which is probably true to be fair

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#GBBOFINAL would you buy his book though?

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So England are out, summer is over and Georgia turned out not to be loyal after all. The dream’s over guys 😢

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@SimmonsBakers do you sell the long olive ciabatta bread in your Ware branch?

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So I got a bit behind on Suits and now the Duchess of Sussex is a paralegal?

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Pack of atheist buns from @SimmonsBakers 😉

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Why didn’t @CadburyUK just make the centre of the Creme Eggs different? 😔 I really don’t fancy one which someone else has already half unwrapped. Harder to find a clean egg that a bloody white one! #CremeEggHuntingSeason

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Double layered #martinshottap - door handle at work broke so pull door closed using the key... then the key broke @RadioX @WoodmanGav #mht

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You know it's love when you get home from work & not only is dinner in the oven, but he also picked up a @Tescomagazine for you- so cute 😂❤️

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Does one need ridiculous spectacles to enter #TheApprentice this year?

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This week is definitely a tribute to 'the other Paul' #GBBO #penisbread

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When #GBBO is on the bf is left in charge of dessert... tasted nice anyway!

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@BlossomsBand & @thecoralband Dreaming of You... Just wow! So proud for you Manchester! ❤️❤️❤️ #WeAreManchester

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Should have been called the @frances_quinn challenge #GBBO

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Two bloody handshakes off Old Blue Eyes! Fancy that 🍰 #GBBO