my mom took my phone when i was 15 and found out i was dating a boy online and she freaked tf out, told my dad, they both got furious and yelled at me, screamed the worst things i couldve heard in my face, took me to the church etc etc it was the worst day of my life
this โcopy this to your profile and let your mutuals tell you their first impression of youโ trend is so funny bc i dont remember at all lmao sorry oomfs ๐ญ
i died while playing fortnite with my gay guy friend and he told me to call him big mama if i wanted to get my loot back and when he gave it back he said "ok now say thank you big mama" and i did and he said "big mama loves her big growing boy" and it gave me a boner