ethan☁️

so true bestie

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@ihatetomatosoup i have read this like 10 times i’m in complete hysterics

[ethan☁️ @etheorist_]

gummy hit a lil too hard and the house started feeling really scary

[ethan☁️ @etheorist_]

ever since i was a little boy i knew i wanted to drink outside

[ethan☁️ @etheorist_]

that’s all you got lady! two wrong feet in fuckin ugly shoes

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Chappell Roan unveils concept photo as the lawyer for her upcoming single ‘The Giver.’

[ethan☁️ @etheorist_]

how do i professionally tell a client that they would be an excellent candidate for a modern day lobotomy

[ethan☁️ @etheorist_]

lots happening !!

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turning 27 is so fucked up

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in london rn

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client just said they want a brand new project urgently completed within two weeks the day before i leave for a two week vacation

[ethan☁️ @etheorist_]

realizing i accidentally ended up in completely the wrong career field

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came into the office this morning for the first time since having covid wearing a mask and this message gets sent out to the entire department

[ethan☁️ @etheorist_]

telling everyone i know that i have the same sun, moon and rising combo as kamala harris

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sneezed a little too loud in my open concept office

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@SierraVe You’re not a chef. You’re a cook. It’s creepy.”

[ethan☁️ @etheorist_]

i live in missouri which is a reference to chappell roan

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my sleeping boyfriend // the incorrupt corpse of st bernadette

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went here and they said you escaped from your enclosure

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in my defense, why would a tiny river in arkansas have white water rapids and why did nobody tell me that

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bf and i went on a float trip yesterday for his birthday and i accidentally flipped the canoe and nearly killed us not once but twice

[ethan☁️ @etheorist_]

i’m waiting for someone to hang dong at the met gala