etherbrian

Illustrator. Designer. Iconographer. Listener. Pal.

[etherbrian @etherbrian]

"These days, it's in vogue to say the Beatles are overrated, but that's only because it's not illegal to be stupid. So, turn the volume up to eleven, Prudence, and enjoy a refreshing cup of the tears of fab haters." https://t.co/iHgjMnmTtx

[etherbrian @etherbrian]

"Mommy, where do babies come from?"

[etherbrian @etherbrian]

“I don’t want to make toys. I want to be a dentist!”

[etherbrian @etherbrian]

“Look at this movie created by AI. HOLLYWOOD IS COOKED!”

*posts a 32-second slop video that looks indistinguishable from something one’s grandmother posts to Facebook, but with more swords and cleavage, with less story than a video game cut scene*

[etherbrian @etherbrian]

I want to believe.

[etherbrian @etherbrian]

@citizenbeam EXACTLY.

[etherbrian @etherbrian]

Pangram just phoned to inform me that I am not actually real but am instead the product of a neurally networky whatsit that is definitely artificial but is only metaphorically intelligent.

[etherbrian @etherbrian]

@citizenbeam Actually, it's kind of liberating.

[etherbrian @etherbrian]

"All is forgiven."

[etherbrian @etherbrian]

GIVE IT YOUR EVERYTHING

[etherbrian @etherbrian]

Is Kim Jong Un dead or not? Social media used to be a faster feed of world events than what established media offered––the talking heads needing half an hour prep in the makeup chair. But now, it's like elementary school rumors: "Kim Jong Un is three cats in a skin suit!"

[etherbrian @etherbrian]

Keep it clean, people.

[etherbrian @etherbrian]

BELIEVE NOTHING

[etherbrian @etherbrian]

The weather is finally getting colder. Lock me up.

[etherbrian @etherbrian]

I'd rather be...

[etherbrian @etherbrian]

The Lavazza coffee commercial starring Steve Carell, John Krasinki, and……. a robot (?) is the absolute worst episode of The Office ever.

[etherbrian @etherbrian]

It’s a weird time in the world… I never know whether someone wants a handshake or a fist bump. And I am typically, awkwardly incorrect.

[etherbrian @etherbrian]

Love the billionaire sinner, hate the flying car sin.

Wait... I'm not sure I got that right.

[etherbrian @etherbrian]

Yes.

[etherbrian @etherbrian]

NOT TODAY, SATAN