rowan

[rowan @ethereal_ro]

watching south park as a leftist is like watching spongebob as an adult bc you get the jokes that the target audience can’t comprehend

[rowan @ethereal_ro]

24 is the new 60

[rowan @ethereal_ro]

how many rhode island’s can fit in texas? 8?

[rowan @ethereal_ro]

why cant i hit the notes in happy birthday? i swear i have enough practice

[pea @postingtime]

i’m drunk off one beer and i love you

[PB&J hold the PB @cookout_eunuch]

Taking my 7th shower of the day to have one more shower beer #happy4th

[rowan @ethereal_ro]

there’s nothing better than a blue moon soaked orange when you’re 12 years old

[rowan @ethereal_ro]

girl purse

[rowan @ethereal_ro]

things i brought on my 4 day business trip: a silk pillow case

things i did not bring: a phone charger

[rowan @ethereal_ro]

“im going to go sit with rowan and her dad”
2 year age gap is kicking my ass rn

[rowan @ethereal_ro]

“barbie and ken are brother and sister right?”

[rowan @ethereal_ro]

any bar is a karaoke bar if you just sing loudly enough

[rowan @ethereal_ro]

@bospangles7 what sports the Celtics play basketball

[rowan @ethereal_ro]

my boyfriend just told me that i look british 😃

[rowan @ethereal_ro]

i do not understand buildings how did they get so tall

[rowan @ethereal_ro]

what if you meet the love of your life and then he’s a male gynecologist

[rowan @ethereal_ro]

hitting my reverse vape
(burping into my hand at the bar)

[rowan @ethereal_ro]

@bospangles7 yes

[PB&J hold the PB @cookout_eunuch]

I pee sitting down when im not with my girlfriend because how else would I aim

[rowan @ethereal_ro]

@LarryAricBird no worries king keep slaying

[rowan @ethereal_ro]

playing beer die with a 20 sided d&d die is very tufts