YourEtherGirlfriend

Where there's a shill, there's a way.
The realities of being a #cryptogirlfriend 🦄

[YourEtherGirlfriend @EtherGirlfriend]

I thought twitter might make being a #cryptogirlfriend less lonely. Turns out, it's the belly of the #cryptobro beast, which I'm already living in irl. I'm going back to my cryptokitties and tumblr. Its nice there.

[YourEtherGirlfriend @EtherGirlfriend]

When you want to break up with your boo after sitting through ANOTHER dinner where the conversation consisted of on-chain governance and pepe memes. But u cant 'cause ur the only link to reality your #cryptobro has besides the wad of fiat currency in his pocket. #truelove

[YourEtherGirlfriend @EtherGirlfriend]

Someone just sat on me in the Neptune room. Post-lunch naptime is cutthroat. Stay strong. #Devcon4

[YourEtherGirlfriend @EtherGirlfriend]

Getting my last taste of #devcon4 today. Sad to be leaving such a glorious not-so-mini muffin spread.

[YourEtherGirlfriend @EtherGirlfriend]

@digitallyrare The brainwashed choir girl deep down in me can never resist a good refrain!

[YourEtherGirlfriend @EtherGirlfriend]

Who knew that my years of forced participation in jesus camp would prepare me for the #devcon4 keynote speech.

[YourEtherGirlfriend @EtherGirlfriend]

I dont think a more super vilian vibe could have been created. He had me at "content creator studio" and "tax free money" and "gaming arena". Excited for #bioshock city. I volunteer as tribute. #blockchainsllc #dystopianow

[YourEtherGirlfriend @EtherGirlfriend]

In between a convo on VDFs and keto diets. This launch is happening.

[YourEtherGirlfriend @EtherGirlfriend]

All aboard the ShillFest Express to the #blockchainsllc launch party. #theshillining has started. #devcon4

[YourEtherGirlfriend @EtherGirlfriend]

Just a little more ethereum 2.0 goes #serenity for you. #devcon4

[YourEtherGirlfriend @EtherGirlfriend]

Important message on the history of currencies coming from the @MakerDAO talk on the spectrum stage 😉 #Devcon4

[YourEtherGirlfriend @EtherGirlfriend]

Maybe #blockchainsllc is bringing liquidity to the desert by creating irigation systems powered by burning #cryptokitties

[YourEtherGirlfriend @EtherGirlfriend]

Yonder peasant, I knoweth she. St. Anges of Bohemia, your reference be?

[Blockchains @BlockchainsInc]

Hither, page, and stand by me,
If thou knowst it, telling
Yonder peasant, who is she?

[YourEtherGirlfriend @EtherGirlfriend]

Behind every #cryptobro there is a #cryptogirlfriend trying to explain to her parents that her boyfriend doesn't work in IT.

[Najva Sol @Najvasol]

@EtherGirlfriend @ameensol I mean @SpankChain could add a squirting pun but I figured liquidity covering all sorts of ejaculations 😘💦

[YourEtherGirlfriend @EtherGirlfriend]

Maybe #blockchainsllc is organizing a mad max style dystopic all-inclusive resort where you can pay for everything in eth and race rusted out Teslas through the desert. #Devcon4

[YourEtherGirlfriend @EtherGirlfriend]

@SpankChain if #devcon4 and #crypto in general wasn't enough of a sausage fest, they've literally added ejaculate to the mix with #comeswap . Thanks guys.

[YourEtherGirlfriend @EtherGirlfriend]

Ethereum 2.0 Tldr; #shasper is dead and #serenity is queen. V excited for potential #sailormoon memes. #Devcon4

[YourEtherGirlfriend @EtherGirlfriend]

@JosefJelacic getting us ready to devcon n chill with some key Czech phrases. #Devcon4 #devconNchill

[YourEtherGirlfriend @EtherGirlfriend]

Things are heating up in the #coquelicot room at #devcon4 sTARKS talk. Must be the abundance of ketogenic diets generating all that metabolic heat.