THE GOAT

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Congrats to Coach Brown, Finals MVP Jalen Brunson, OG, and the rest of these incredible NBA Champion @NYKnicks! What a run!

[skumm🧊 @skumWgmi]

Yes, a 22 year old SHOULD be able to move out of their parents house on a full time salary.

That used to just be called having a job.

[Best Movie Moments 🍿 @BestMovieMom]

The Wire (2002) was nearly cancelled every season. HBO kept renewing it reluctantly despite mediocre ratings, only because critics wouldn't stop calling it the greatest show ever made.

[Tijdij @Tiijdij]

Me removing OK Computer from my top 10 albums after hearing my 11th album

[Hacker @RyanGreen1010XL]

Happy Jacksonville didn’t trade the farm to move up to the end of the first round… Four picks tomorrow… Should be fun

[Rep. Tony Gonzales @RepTonyGonzales]

There is a season for everything and God has a plan for us all. When Congress returns tomorrow, I will file my retirement from office. It has been my privilege to serve the great people of Texas.

[TONY @TonyMichaelX]

Pope Leo: "war is bad"

Trump:

[snorling @sheanorling]

“the pope is weak on crime” is a top-5 funniest thing any politician has said ever in history

[kordell @lledrook]

niggas used to open that first door in zombies and hold it against you all game

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

The biggest takeaway from the entire Trump-Iran situation is that Tom Brady is the most overrated player in sports history.

[Ælþemplær @Aelthemplaer]

"What do you mean he declared war AFTER he declared victory? Has to be a scribal error"

-post apocalyptic historian circa 2350 AD

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

Obviously what these downed pilots need to do is find an old, abandoned fighter jet in an unguarded hanger and steal it

[Onyx @OnyxOdds]

Kirk Cousins has now passed TOM BRADY in NFL career earnings:

1. Matthew Stafford - $408M
2. Aaron Rodgers - $394M
3. Kirk Cousins $341M
4. Tom Brady - $332M

[Path of Men @PathOfMen_]

you wake up in 2010. NVIDIA is $0.32. everyone agrees it's a gaming stock

[Josh Collier @J_Collyay]

Those interceptions got people forgetting Lloyd still was very much mid for a majority of his time in Jax

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

This is how every Nuggets-Lakers game feels to me.

The Lakers throwing everything they got.
The Nuggets just taking it before striking the death blow.

[Avery 🩵 @Avesvery]

"Humans invented war"

Ants for the last 150 million years:

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Look honey I'm sorry you got in a major car accident and are in the hospital but Bam Adebayo has somehow transformed into 1962 Wilt Chamberlain for a night and I can't miss it.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Raiders already have received calls from “several” teams inquiring about the availability of Maxx Crosby in a trade, per source. For now the Raiders are prepared to get Crosby healthy and have him play for Las Vegas. But they are listening to other teams.