WELCOME TO FINANCIAL DOOMSDAY
BTC is so low you can buy it at the dollar store.
SHIB whales are applying for McDonald’s NFTs.
SBF just tweeted “not my fault.”
Gary Gensler outside your house with a clipboard.
And what caused it all?
A tiny, stupidly cute cat. Tiny Void. Staring. Absorbing. Pawing at your liquidity.
Your Ledger now just says “LOL.”
Binance is offering emotional support, but withdrawals? Nah.
Vitalik’s dog begging for mercy.
This isn’t a dip. This is the abyss. 🖤🐱