ethan 🦊🌈🐷🥀⭐️♈️

i put my back into it so i did it • he/they/hellion

[ella dawson @brosandprose]

Every time I had to write a headline for a talk by some rich white guy who decided he was going to cure all the diseases in Africa after he took one trip there, I wanted to gouge my eyes out. https://t.co/ewod3B9qsp

[𝔄𝔟𝔥𝔬𝔯𝔞 @abhora_rules]

👼🏻 or 👁👁👁👁👃🏻👄👃🏻🫦👃🏻👄👁👁👁👁?

[SZA @sza]

Plot be thicker than me fr

[meghan @deloisivete]

My kid just learned “uh oh spaghettios” but he keeps forgetting and is yelling “oh no noodles” instead

[hourly charli xcx @hourlyXCX]

8 years ago today: An interviewer thought Charli XCX was Lorde and Charli just pretended to be her

[Lana Del Rey Info @LDReyInfo]

Lana Del Rey when asked which part she sings on snow on the beach:

[n¡cole @tisthedamnickk]

snow on the beach is so good that lana is speechless

[Aracas Dracœpie @AracasDragon]

Me rn

[Cody Dericks @codymonster91]

Mom can you pick me up, the gays are forgiving Christian Walker but murdering Billy Eichner

[ethan 🦊🌈🐷🥀⭐️♈️ @ethofficial]

sorry lil gay people in my phone but I shouldn’t have mistook this place for culture!!

[ethan 🦊🌈🐷🥀⭐️♈️ @ethofficial]

I have been on twitter way too long tonight and oh boi should I have not come. It’s just some high school ass toxic shit whatever corner you go to

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

Bros publicity is doing a fantastic job out-annoying Don't Worry Darling publicity

[Eric Magnussen @EricMagnussen]

Instead of making another horror movie where Florence Pugh is gaslit the entire time we make a horror movie where we give her a gun

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

I’ve been slowly building up a tolerance to being hit in the head with a rock

[lucy @heylucymay]

THIS IS MAJOR

[Zach Stafford @ZachStafford]

So you’re telling me Christian Walker has just been working through his own internal demons with his father Herschel by projecting hatred onto everyone else via Twitter?!

I am shocked.

[Alice @AliceFromQueens]

Sodom and Gomorrah were walkable.

[kay @kayfrfs]

annual Hailey Bieber’s Thoughts On Halloween repost