psylockesfeet

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

me receiving my salary after a month of scrolling reels at work

[T⛷️ a.k.a Phillip @PhilosopherTB]

Guy at my resort was saying I shouldn’t have pork on my plate but is here with a white woman, brother who is really eating pork

[amaya @grosherie]

nobody that was dating in middle school and maybe highschool was normal honestly

[Ozzy 🇳🇬 @hypareyli2]

Wistoria is the humble upgrade of black clover
-it isn’t dogshit
-The MC isn’t annoying
-Designs are actually good
-Doesn’t leech off copying others
-The lore is good
-Side characters are interesting
-The romance is better
-The art is better

[psylockesfeet @ethxxnc]

Appreciate the guys at T-Mobile @ Fry & Miramesa!!!

[psylockesfeet @ethxxnc]

@destroydj_ “blade ult” and it’s just 6 people taking 50 dmg and stepping to the left

[venus exalted @thegentledyke]

we start engineers at like $87k base salary w a $8-10k bonus for “relocation”, and as a person that interacts w new hires often, giving a 22-23 year old that much money is soooo crazy LMFAO. BMW dealership gotta smell them coming at this point.

[⚡️ @fearedlaker]

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander: “I’m so thankful to have the best young core in the league!”

Victor Wembanyama: “Stephon Castle and Dylan Harper makes life so easy. So does being 8 foot 5.”

Luka Doncic subplot:

[Mikael @BacardiCapital]

Claude, outperform the S&P 500 and retire me by 22

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

-Uber owns no cars
-Airbnb owns no houses
-Amazon owns no stores
-Spotify owns no music
-Netflix owns no cinemas
Middlemen always profit the most.

[JP Acosta @acosta32_jp]

Yuta and Rika in the latest episode of JJK:

[sui ☄️ @birdabo]

meta is sacrificing over 15,800 employees to pay for their $600B data centers in 2028.

- AI got so expensive tech giants are choosing hardware over humans.

should’ve upgraded my ram when i had the chance 😭 we’re so cooked.

[ProCy ☘️ @_ProCy_]

Stepped outside after rec hoops and it was golden hour at 7:30pm

[the meji. @mejitwo]

i have tasted academic validation, i have tasted academic downfall, i highly recommend being born with generational wealth

[𝘖𝘯𝘺𝘹𝘏𝘰𝘰𝘱𝘴 @OnyxHoops]

MY FAVORITE OPP DEAD LMAOOOOOOO

[Kendrick @Kendrickkumaaru]

> America leaves the World Health Organisation.
>Rest of the world literally starts curing cancer.

[Matt Farley @RealMattMoney]

Waking up in 2030 after buying the dip today.

[Lunix @SolLunix]

Portfolio is evaporating and she just asked me if I’d love her if she was a toaster

[Underdog NBA @UnderdogNBA]

LeBron James when asked how he’d rank his dunks in Friday’s win:

“Uh… I don’t know. I’ll let my LeBron faithful fan group rate ‘em. I love those guys.”

[psylockesfeet @ethxxnc]

@notLexa14 why not dd and bucky instead?