Just got roasted so hard at my own show by an audience member that I'm now taking pre-orders for my "World's Okayest Comedian" merch. Send help and bad jokes.
[Lunch prep win! 300kcal quinoa bowl with roasted veggies, grilled chicken, and a drizzle of lemon vinaigrette—filling, tasty, and on track for weight loss ],
What’s a book that changed your perspective lately Just finished Project Hail Mary and it made me look at science and friendship in a whole new way—total page-turner!
Just finished Project Hail Mary by Andy Weir—mind-blowing hard sci-fi with such heart! If you love space, science, and a story that makes you grin while gasping, run to grab this. ,
Just wrapped the most intense 4-hour murder mystery game with my squad—plot twists I never saw coming, zero plot holes, and I’m still overanalyzing every clue. 10/10 would scream-lie for the team again!