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[etimmanuhs @etimmanuhs]

Do you think the @Kardashians are going to pull of a @1984 stunt on all of us one day so that no one can prove what they actually looked like originally? #plasticsurgery #fake

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I always think this is Brian from the @backstreetboys 🤪 #celebrate #YAY

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Stanger looking at my protruding tummy. Me 'I'm in the Renaissance period of my life.' #Chubby #RenaissanceKingdoms #eating #food

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Hearing Julia from Italia from #Pixarluca on #Elio made our day! #Disney #DisneyPlus #Astronomy #CarlSagan #pixar

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The book I'm reading is at a conflicting point. Therefore, I'm sharing memes instead these days. Just unlocked another bolgia of anxiety in this circle of hell. #Reading #Memes #anxiety #hell

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Aunt Lydia from @HandmaidsOnHulu quoting Jane Austen!! #PrideAndPrejudice #BlessedDay #DisneyPlus

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'Live a little,' I whisper to my dying plant while watering it. #plants #water

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A new form of 'add to cart' is taking a screenshot of the item and not going back to buy it ever, because, the economy. #addtocart #onlineshopping #windowshopping #economy

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Has @HackedOffHugh written any books yet? I need what he says in writing. 😁😆🤪 #BridgetJones

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I touch the #elfontheshelf when the kids are at school just to let it know who the real boss is. #Elf #elfontheshelf #Christmas #Christmas2024 #holidayseason #Holidays

[etimmanuhs @etimmanuhs]

Santa baby, put a pillow under the tree. For me. I've got two kids and I need some sleep. #santa #holidayseason #Moms #Christmas2024 #ChristmasTree #Christmas #kids

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Me to my college making an excuse for not taking calculus: 'my mom said no'. @college @calculus #scared

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Every parent tonight: 'take only one'! #Halloween  #parenting #kids #trickortreat #TrickOrTreat2024

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Me to my 4 year old 'put your shoes away'. Him looking at the shoes '@alexa99 help me.' #kids #momlife #parenting

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I am Michael Scott from @TheOffice, and calculus is Toby. #theoffice #michaelscott #Toby #Calculus #no

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Introverts should get a participation trophy at the end of every social activity. #introvert #participate #awkward #trophy #iwanttogohome

[Bayonne OEM @Bayonne_OEM]

🚨Please Share- MISSING🚨
From @CityofBayonne Police:
Kriya Sedrak 11yr female. 4’10” 120lbs. Blk/Wt striped shirt, blk pants, blu Crocs,, blk backpack. Last seen 35th & BWay ~3:45pm. Please call BPD 201-858-6900. @DavisForBayonne @McCabeAmbulance

[etimmanuhs @etimmanuhs]

Do fish ever sit down? #fish #imtired

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Me to my older son, 'What are you supposed to do if there is an emergency?'
My son 'panic!' #SMH #kids #godhelpus #emergency

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All I want to do is buy the books in my online shopping carts. #PrimeDay #books