Erin Klemkowski (Tenneson)

People seem to like me because I'm polite and rarely late #ddmf

[Erin Klemkowski (Tenneson) @etksizzle]

Are you even a Pisces if you know absolutely nothing about astrology because they always put you last or sometimes don’t even include you at all??

Because, same.

[Erin Klemkowski (Tenneson) @etksizzle]

I get y’all have a rEGuLar cOLd, but I don’t want that either.

[Erin Klemkowski (Tenneson) @etksizzle]

With all of the technological advances of society how have we still not found a way to make static guard smell better?!

[Erin Klemkowski (Tenneson) @etksizzle]

Two days in a row I’ve had an errand to do after work and two days in a row I remembered and DID IT! Is this being an adult? If so…I’M KILLING IT!!

[Erin Klemkowski (Tenneson) @etksizzle]

I cringe when I turn on the TV after a long day and SportsCenter is on. Then, I have to rush to find something else to watch because I don’t feel like listening to commentators talk about sports when sports aren’t actually on air. Thanks for coming to my TedTalk.

[Erin Klemkowski (Tenneson) @etksizzle]

Why do all these gen Z kids have amazing skin? Like why are you so good looking??

[Erin Klemkowski (Tenneson) @etksizzle]

One of my few flaws is I always pick the wrong line at the grocery store

[Erin Klemkowski (Tenneson) @etksizzle]

@LEE_OWN_E Wow, I need to be on his level

[Erin Klemkowski (Tenneson) @etksizzle]

I can’t stand when a car speeds past me in traffic to get ONE car ahead. Like, great job, YOU’RE STILL IN TRAFFIC!

[Erin Klemkowski (Tenneson) @etksizzle]

I’m at a point in my life where my fridge is usually fully stocked, but I’d rather have pizza

[Erin Klemkowski (Tenneson) @etksizzle]

ham > turkey. idc, fight me

[Dan Clark @DanClarkSports]

OMG this dogggggggg

[Erin Klemkowski (Tenneson) @etksizzle]

happily married fyi

[Erin Klemkowski (Tenneson) @etksizzle]

Just listened to SOUR...@Olivia_Rodrigo, hope ur ok, damn. Shit slaps tho

[Erin Klemkowski (Tenneson) @etksizzle]

Sometimes I feel bad for the people that don’t know about Chick-fil-A’s mobile ordering and sometimes I think they’re just a bunch of idiots

[Erin Klemkowski (Tenneson) @etksizzle]

@bfaye90 Ugh yes!!!!!

[Erin Klemkowski (Tenneson) @etksizzle]

Idc what any of y’all say, Harris Teeter is QUALITY and the extra money is worth it. Shopping lines are a lil’ confusing, but everyone has their flaws.

[Erin Klemkowski (Tenneson) @etksizzle]

Why is clothing either “oversized” or “cropped” like I just want something that fits?????

[Erin Klemkowski (Tenneson) @etksizzle]

@JakeBell23 Haven’t had either lol

[Erin Klemkowski (Tenneson) @etksizzle]

I want a cheesesteak