Ethan S. Levinson

[Ethan S. Levinson @etlevinson]

"Times dirtier than a blind man's toilet"
-the eloquent @DaBmoneyB on @ELankiewicz 's badass A10 performance thus far #catsarewild #DCSD

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My best @djhannimal impression. Big difference: ice cream instead of coffee #seattleain'tbad

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@djhannimal What am I, a sheep?

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Just a typical Easter Sunday . . . #swammerlife

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@cuchaney @drew_glenn @QuinnWaggoner @DaBmoneyB @Lindrawth @ELankiewicz only if you come to my house afterwards. Cuz I'll be there . . .

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Hurray for March #snowyinStLouis

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Words I thought I would never tweet: It's great to be in Ohio in February #CatsAreWild

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@drew_glenn I was smiling too until I tried to sing all of Luda's verse in Yeah while moving/shaking 5 different body parts #tuff

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Taking the early flight home for Thanksgiving=me dancing at an empty metro station at 4am hoping the cameras are just for show #nosleep

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Today I went wine-shopping and learned that all adjectives are flavors. "I'm looking for a more brazen red, this is a tad insipid." #solost

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Nobody panic: it's snowing. Well, technically snow-drizzling #snizzling #wheredidfallgo?

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@DaBmoneyB If they won't, I will. I'm thinking a flat rate per pun plus all trademark/licensing rights for pun clothing line, B$Tees.

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Levinson cupcake time #it'salwaysaparty

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@drew_glenn A future English PhD never reveals his secrets. Unrelated note: my entire family's in town

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Completely moved in and unpacked. Celebrating with some Frisbee in the park, a convenient 10 minute walk from my new home #welcometoStLouis

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@aquapelladc16 You mean the grass and corn fields I'm driving through? I suppose they might be noisy if it's windy.

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Now leaving Kentucky, home of @alton_daviez grass, and a super walmart. The tired policeman of states #movealong #nothingtoseehere

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@DaBmoneyB Good question. I'd say as soon as possible. I'm in Kentucky and Ohio's starting to sound like Elysium. #getmeouttahere

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My mom thought I was kidding when I said I'd be singing the whole trip. She no longer suffers that delusion #cantstopwontstop #5hourstogo.

[Ethan S. Levinson @etlevinson]

Now in Tennessee: home of @WDrewGill @PSpencerGill #twitterlessCam, and . . . birds? Also terrible state-based pick-up lines