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now it’s on twitter and out of my brain 😇

[E @etmmmmm]

@PATHAlerts we’ve already been waiting for 20, and have seen two WTC trains go while waiting for the 33rd….can you provide more info?? With this many ~incidents~ why don’t you just have a cop at every platform?!

[E @etmmmmm]

At this point I expect to find ~classified documents~ in my closet, too

[E @etmmmmm]

I lose instagram followers every time I post about my dead dad and I love that. Cut yourself off from my negativity! Free yourself!

[E @etmmmmm]

Bring out the guillotine. Because the French are executing.

[E @etmmmmm]

The only acceptable lineup for soccer announcing is (1) British man and (1) American woman

[E @etmmmmm]

Your girl got two VIP tickets to @taylorswift13 but lost her dignity, some brain function, and a lot of $$$ on her boyfriends credit card

[E @etmmmmm]

You guys I was so caught up in TAYLOR SWIFT TICKETS that I didn’t even see that Russia bombed Poland 🤠

[E @etmmmmm]

@RealCandaceO Yas Candace! ACAB!!!

[E @etmmmmm]

@mindykaling Gupshup 🤍

[E @etmmmmm]

Finding out your dad died is bad enough. Finding out your dad died an hour after getting a spray tan is just cruel.

[E @etmmmmm]

Imagine being upset over Brett Kabanaugh’s steak dinner

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

If you’re against abortion, don’t get one.
If you’re against contraception, don’t take any.
If you’re against same-sex relationships, don’t have one.
If you’re against same-sex marriage, don’t marry someone of same gender.

Do not impose your beliefs & religion on all Americans.

[E @etmmmmm]

“Womens rights shwoomens rights” - The Supreme Court of the United States

[E @etmmmmm]

This is why states like NY and NJ charge the big bucks to live here. It’s because we have protected rights here haha!

[E @etmmmmm]

Literally what is wrong with me that Ghost Adventures is my comfort show???

[E @etmmmmm]

Ted Cruz might not be the actual zodiac killer but he is A zodiac killer in that he loves murder by guns and cryptically leaves messages after each one. Go off, @SenTedCruz, proving demonic possessions can make it all the way 😌

[E @etmmmmm]

@ClarkEmmalou I’m honored

[E @etmmmmm]

I hosted one once: it’s a potato potluck 💞

[gabryella @gkushbaby]

a party, but everyone brings potatoes prepared a different way

[E @etmmmmm]

How can Blake Lively’s met gala style be so 3008 but her personal style so 2000 and late? #MetGala