RYAN. 🇵🇸🇦🇲🇩🇿

Well, you have to take a broad, general view of things.

[RYAN. 🇵🇸🇦🇲🇩🇿 @etorbu]

This guy has no idea his national soccer team is sleeping ~150 miles away from Missouri caves stuffed with 1.3 billion pounds of government cheddar cheese.

[Dan Gliebitz @RealDanGliebitz]

It's impossible to explain to a Yank what Cheddar cheese is like. Their only reference point is liquidised knob cheese in a spray can. We should be mindful of their limitations.

[RYAN. 🇵🇸🇦🇲🇩🇿 @etorbu]

One day I'm going to meet this guy, look him dead in the eye, and ask him if he honestly believes Ali Muhammad Shirazi is the Báb and Baháʼu'lláh truly is He Whom God Shall Make Manifest.

[Fox News @FoxNews]

Rainn Wilson says "The Office" probably wouldn’t be made today, telling Fox News Digital that media trends have shifted left and that cancel culture makes it difficult for edgy comedies to thrive.

[RYAN. 🇵🇸🇦🇲🇩🇿 @etorbu]

Camille Paglia’s problem: dumb dago

[Rogue Scholar Press @RogueScholarPr]

“She pretends to be a daring truth teller but never mentions her most obvious problem: food” - Camille Paglia on Andrea Dworkin

[RYAN. 🇵🇸🇦🇲🇩🇿 @etorbu]

It's so funny Britain has politicians named Rupert and Nigel. Glad they're doing so poorly over there.

[RYAN. 🇵🇸🇦🇲🇩🇿 @etorbu]

He's dead.

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

Sen. Mitch McConnell “was admitted to the hospital this morning.” — Spokesperson

[RYAN. 🇵🇸🇦🇲🇩🇿 @etorbu]

9/11/01

[Kelly🇦🇺🇭🇺 @kelly_ques]

What’s the worst date you’ve ever been on?

[RYAN. 🇵🇸🇦🇲🇩🇿 @etorbu]

@cb_doge The girl has to be calling Elon Musk "dad" because otherwise you'd think that is his wife.

[RYAN. 🇵🇸🇦🇲🇩🇿 @etorbu]

@JonahDispatch You can't nepotism your way into a cancer cure, so the idea of you inventing one is absurd on its face.

[RYAN. 🇵🇸🇦🇲🇩🇿 @etorbu]

He's down low? Wow.

[Rivals @Rivals]

DL Joseph Graves’ mom taking an active role during his official visit to Kansas State😂

(via @X2Graves)

https://t.co/rtWLQW0Cui

[RYAN. 🇵🇸🇦🇲🇩🇿 @etorbu]

Finally, New York City gets some media attention.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

From @TheAthletic: The Yankees have the Mets. The Giants have the Jets. The Rangers have the Islanders. The Knicks have no rival for New York’s heart, so this championship means so much more to the city. https://t.co/vU5svOdZvW

[RYAN. 🇵🇸🇦🇲🇩🇿 @etorbu]

@SlurricaneH I don't believe so, I think it's just a different paragraph.

[RYAN. 🇵🇸🇦🇲🇩🇿 @etorbu]

I always ask people what breed their dog is, but I don't know what the dog breeds are, so they tell me a name and it means nothing to me.

[RYAN. 🇵🇸🇦🇲🇩🇿 @etorbu]

And all during men's mental health month.

[Kai Schwemmer @KaiSchwemmer]

Very not cool of the Salt Lake Tribune and KSL to go and say mean things about me, funneling people to send me death threats, and all during men’s mental health month
You’re lucky that I’m unflappable and jovial. Sticks and stones!

[RYAN. 🇵🇸🇦🇲🇩🇿 @etorbu]

That's the Kansas City Arch. We don't tell St. Louis people about it, but it's actually a foot taller than the Gateway Arch and was completed a year before.

[Denis Beganovic @Beganovic2026]

Official FIFA KC gear includes the Gateway Arch

[RYAN. 🇵🇸🇦🇲🇩🇿 @etorbu]

He didn't say the tail is a leg, he said to count the tail as a leg. This Lincoln guy was kinda dumb.

[Atlas Press @realAtlasPress]

Thomas Sowell, deep if you think about it

[RYAN. 🇵🇸🇦🇲🇩🇿 @etorbu]

They should let you try to take the shot at Dealey Plaza.

[RYAN. 🇵🇸🇦🇲🇩🇿 @etorbu]

I bought a cheap microwave burrito. Microwave on one side 30 seconds, flip and microwave on the other side for 35 seconds. That 5 seconds makes all the difference.

[RYAN. 🇵🇸🇦🇲🇩🇿 @etorbu]

Nothing quite like a hardboiled egg. The everymans’ snack.

[RYAN. 🇵🇸🇦🇲🇩🇿 @etorbu]

Doctor José Gaspar Rodríguez de Francia y Velasco, "El Supremo," Supreme and Perpetual Dictator of Paraguay 1814 - 1840.

[Joel @JotaConMate]

Hoy juega Paraguay: digan UNA sola cosa buena que este país le haya dado al mundo.