This guy has no idea his national soccer team is sleeping ~150 miles away from Missouri caves stuffed with 1.3 billion pounds of government cheddar cheese.
It's impossible to explain to a Yank what Cheddar cheese is like. Their only reference point is liquidised knob cheese in a spray can. We should be mindful of their limitations.
One day I'm going to meet this guy, look him dead in the eye, and ask him if he honestly believes Ali Muhammad Shirazi is the Báb and Baháʼu'lláh truly is He Whom God Shall Make Manifest.
Rainn Wilson says "The Office" probably wouldn’t be made today, telling Fox News Digital that media trends have shifted left and that cancel culture makes it difficult for edgy comedies to thrive.
From @TheAthletic: The Yankees have the Mets. The Giants have the Jets. The Rangers have the Islanders. The Knicks have no rival for New York’s heart, so this championship means so much more to the city. https://t.co/vU5svOdZvW
Very not cool of the Salt Lake Tribune and KSL to go and say mean things about me, funneling people to send me death threats, and all during men’s mental health month
You’re lucky that I’m unflappable and jovial. Sticks and stones!
That's the Kansas City Arch. We don't tell St. Louis people about it, but it's actually a foot taller than the Gateway Arch and was completed a year before.
I bought a cheap microwave burrito. Microwave on one side 30 seconds, flip and microwave on the other side for 35 seconds. That 5 seconds makes all the difference.