Elizabeth Allain

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

I’m an astronaut
You’re the mothafuckin mooooooooooon

[Chris Meloni @Chris_Meloni]

“Oh do you think he was referring to you”

BRILLIANT

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

"Oh, do you think he was referring to you?" will go down in history as one of the most brilliant interview questions ever asked.

[christy ❤️‍🔥 @wordsyouwhisper]

noah kahan 🤝 girls who have never gotten over anything in their whole lives

[Elizabeth Allain @etournas]

Holy shit, @NoahKahan

[Bella Goth 🌻 @hiiisteph]

I’m so jealous she’s so far from Donald Trump

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

dear apple, the iPod needs to come back. not for nostalgia. for the parents who want their kids to love music and audiobooks without a browser, social media, and the whole internet attached to it

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

me seeing how ridiculous gas prices are right now

[Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin]

Goodnight moon, goodnight stars, goodnight Flavor Flav.

[FLAVOR FLAV @FlavorFlav]

If the USA Women’s Hockey team wants a real celebration and invite ,,, I’ll host them in Las Vegas. Do some nice dinners and shows and good times. I’m sure I can get a hotel and airline to help me out here and celebrate these women for real for real.

[ki ! @fthinlttlefreak]

my 2 weeks of patriotism are about to be over and i won’t be touching the “🦅🇺🇸” emojis or feeling an ounce of patriotism again until summer 2028 thank you for a lovely time team usa but it’s now back to fuck this country <3

[S @even_steven8tht]

Liking every single hate tweet addressed at the USA men’s hockey team

[a marcheron apologist @perfectionline]

I just rooting for my country: Boston, MA.

[Bejewelry☁️ @BejewelryB]

You had to make your own sunshine, but now the sky is opalite🥇

[em | seeing ari, harry, olivia, gracie & phoebe @surburbanlegend]

noah could add 10 more dates at fenway and i fear mlb would still fuck everyone over and no one would get tickets

[(carly) 𝜗𝜚 kelsea day 7 𝜗𝜚 💋🪩 @taygracienation]

ticketmaster/mlb should genuinely just automatically kick you from a queue once there’s no tickets left for a sale bc there’s no reason to be edging me for an extra 2 hours just to leave me DRY

[kait⸆⸉❤️‍🔥 @kaitsversionx]

i’m going to need @NoahKahan to ditch fenway after this tour and play at gillette from now on

[kait⸆⸉❤️‍🔥 @kaitsversionx]

fuck ticketmaster and fuck the mlb site and fuck the entire concert ticket buying process

[Shawn @PalmerDesigns_]

New plan for Noah Kahan concert! I am just going to smoke some crack and lay in the middle of Lansdowne St during the concert.