dear apple, the iPod needs to come back. not for nostalgia. for the parents who want their kids to love music and audiobooks without a browser, social media, and the whole internet attached to it
If the USA Women’s Hockey team wants a real celebration and invite ,,, I’ll host them in Las Vegas. Do some nice dinners and shows and good times. I’m sure I can get a hotel and airline to help me out here and celebrate these women for real for real.
my 2 weeks of patriotism are about to be over and i won’t be touching the “🦅🇺🇸” emojis or feeling an ounce of patriotism again until summer 2028 thank you for a lovely time team usa but it’s now back to fuck this country <3
ticketmaster/mlb should genuinely just automatically kick you from a queue once there’s no tickets left for a sale bc there’s no reason to be edging me for an extra 2 hours just to leave me DRY